Me-so yea...1000...

Bakugou-phfft who would've guessed

Midoriya-wow...wat

Gon-woah this is gre-

Killua-all because of me (owo)

Gon-

Todoroki-...I honestly don't know what to say...thank u?

Tomura-Wtf are u thanking them for

Dabi-Yeah thats not much of an accomplishment

Author chans poem of the day

Blood is Red

Grass is Green

Get of my lawn you tween

Don't worry I'm not always this mean

Now excuse me as I hang with Mr.Tree

Thot

Now bacc to are daily program

Being put as jobs...cause why not

Me-I know his name *caring a baby*

Random new mother-Excuse me-

Me-ALFRED *holds baby like the Lion king*

Random new dad-?!?!?!?!?!?

New mom-NO

Me-ok then what about Tea?

New mom-Tea? For wa-

Me-LIBERTEA *yeets out the window*

New dad-*catches baby* that was close

Baby-*opens eyes*

New mom-aaww his ey-

Baby-Let go of me YOU twat

New parents-*SHOOK*

Bacc at the place

Bakugou-what kind of fucking name is that?!?

Me-Its ho-

Gon-I really like the name Midoriya

Killua-Yeah it sounds nice

Midoriya and Todoroki- *C H O K E *

Me-*awkward coughs* anyways as I was saying-

Kaminari-Dont even u fucking plum

Me- Excuse me wat?.????

Sero-Why do I care anymore

Mina-ne,ne papi ve those pasta

Krissssssssy

Me-choke

Yamikumo-Im going insane every second

Real talk...why1k? Cue a sad song u like...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhggwwwwaaaaaaaaaa

Ging-Dont fucking forget about me

SERIOUSLY thank u
(Update) forgot to put a name reavel. Ok so my actually nane is well I've been called it this entire story, except spelt different. If you hadn't guessed yet my names...

...Aurthr. The names just Aurthr. I won't say my last name cuz thats creepy
(°^°>📞) bit I'll give u a hint cuz y not. It starts with G.