Me-*returns to childhood home* Im bacc!!! *jazz hands*

Kris-...

Me-...

Kris-...

Me-...

Kris-...

Me-😐

Kris-😶

Me-🙃

Kris-😑

Me-whats with the bloody bird cage behind you hmmmmmmmmm?

Kris-...I WAS HUNGRY

Me-WTF DID YOU EVEN GET IT?!?! WE DON'T HAVE A BLOODY BIRD?!?!

Kris-Dont take another step

Me-or wat?  😕

Kris-*puts hand up*

Kris- or I'll do it

Me-Do wh-OMG KRIS NO!!!!

Kris-*Jams his fucking hand in his chest screaming in agony every second*

Me-KrIs nO

Kris-*SCREAMING ANGRILY*

Me-*SCREAMING TERRORIZED*

Random chan-Hey author chan you left your-*sees site*

Random chan-never mind *baccs away*

Me-kris why?!?

Kris-*pulls out an organ still screaming*

Me-😟

Kris-*slams it in the bird cage*

Me-Wtf

Kris-happy birthday

Me-🅱lock fucking spoopy meh

Me-itza not my bday dough

Kris-...*disappears*

Me-

Kris was a childhood friend I had. To bad he's ded...oi mate lived the way he died...a fucking lunatic