*at le mha league of villain place*

Tomura-YOU ALL BUNCH OF IDIOTS DIDN'T DO SHIT!!!

Dabi-*throws beer bottles at crybaby*

Tomura-*Doges them all* BITCH WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!!!

Dabi-Bitch I wanna take this to your room

Toga-BLOOD IS COOL SAY DO YOU GUYS HAVE TIME TO LOOK AT DEKU PORN WITH ME!?!

All for one-why

Me-*appears* you all suck at being villains

Tomura- Excuse me what the fuck

Me-First of all lets change that stupid costume of yours

Tomura-No seriously what the fu-

Me-Thats so much better omg!!!

Tomura-Exu-

Dabi-Naw your not fuckable anymore

Tomura-BITCH WHAT YOU SAY IM THE MOST FUCKABLE THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN *Throws him a Gun*

Tomura-The fuck

Me-Thats a Gun you kill people like retz with it

Tomura-So I can kill that stupid green haried kid

Me-

Dabi- Wrong answer

Tomura-Wrong answer wh-*GETS PUNCHED TO SPACE*

Me-Dont touch any of them except that pervert grape guy

Dabi-Why give him the stupid Gun in the first place

Me-I thought he'd be stupid and shoot himself with it

Dabi-ew I don't like fucking dead corpse

Me-No one said you had too and at this point he's basically a living corpse

Toga-LETS TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR DEKU IZUKU MIDORIYA

Gon-exuse me what?

Me-What are you doing here?

Gon-I got lost