Me-Ging gtfo no one likes

Ging-Hey at least I have a purpose in life

Me-Being a bad father

Ging-Fuck you im leaving

Me-Yeah that's right

*le tsundere and icy HOT boi appear*

Todoroki-MIDORYA WHAT HAPPENED!!!

Bakugou-oh my god he's actually dying

Midoriya-*still FUCKING HYPERVENTILATING*

Bakugou-*grabs the deku by the collar* How many fingers Im I holding up *holds up 2*

Midoriya-xcgihohpfhoshoww yo pnjbjokpjuv5f

Bakugou-*drops my baby* yup we lost hi-*Gets flung to the fucking sky by todomakemyheartdoki*

Todoroki-

Me-*as much as it hurts I slap my poor deku* snap outta of it

Midoriya-WHAT HAPPENED WHERE IM I WHERES TODO OH NO I FORGOT TO TELL TODO AND THEN THERE WAS THAT AND-*todoboio touches deku shoulder*

Todoroki-Its ok

Midoriya-

Im so sorry

Todoroki-

Its alright Midoriya

Bakugou-FUCKING KINKY

Me-

No gives a fuck Bakagou

Ging-Say you guys kinda care for me right