I hope the stories aren't boring...are you guys getting bored ? XD

I'm really really annoyed right now, I f*cking burn my finger when I was cooking! And it hurt like hell!! ;-; really hurts ;-;

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Some guest also arrive and it's Kiara , Luciel ask her to come so she did .

After the games everyone ate and after that you , Kiara and Ashley were playing dominoes with Mrs. Lily.
"So you gonna pass~?". Ashley said with a smirk.

"Not a chance ". You said . Suddenly the door opens and Chase walks in and sits beside .
"Oh hi Chase , where are the others?". You said .
"They're outside playing with their cocks ". Chase said .

"Huh?!?". You said in shock .

"WHAAAAT!!!!?I MUST SEE THIS!!!". Ashley said as she runs out of the room holding her phone .

"Well I'm gonna stay here , and finish drinking my tea ". Kiara said .

"Ashley!". You yelled as you followed her .
"Oh my ". Mrs. Lily said . Chase stands up also and followed you .

You open the backyard door and saw...

"Oh come on why won't this cocks fight!". (C/n) yelled as he lightly push the chicken in front of him.

"Hahaha I don't think they're cocks". Luciel said who is holding a chicken.

"Oh...the disappointment ". Ashley mumbled you can see her blank face as she stares at them. You put a hand on her shoulder .
"Hey...you Kay ?". You said to her . She looks at you , and her expression looks really sad.

"I saw this on tv where two chickens fight " . (C/n) said .

"They fight? ..maybe mine's broken".Luciel said .
"Dumb@ss its alive ". Aiden said .
"Hey don't call me dumb@ass pet!". Luciel said .

"Hahaha that's because they're hens , they're not cocks or roosters ". Mrs. Lily said .
"Oh". Luciel and your cousin said .

"Why would you guys even want to let this chickens fight ? They're so cute". Chase said as he looks and hold the chicken.

"Do you have a cock?". Luciel said .
"Sorry I don't ". Mrs. Lily said .

(This made me laugh XD )

"Then what good are you!!?". Your cousin yelled at the chicken.

The chicken flaps its wings at your cousin .
"They only lay eggs". Simon said .
"Yeah and we eat their eggs". Chase said .

"Well if you need anything please call me". Mrs. Lily said as she went inside and continue the games with Kiara.

"Hmm do you guys know that game where we throw eggs at the person who have a birthday?". Ashley said.

"Yeah why?". You said .
Yes let's play that game~!". Luciel said .
"What!? No no no no!". Simon said .

"Oh yes yes yes". Everyone said well except Simon who backs away and run.
"Everyone get your eggs!". Ashley yelled . Everyone pick up some eggs in a basket and start aiming at Simon.

"Go away!". Simon said
(Try to say that in Russia's voice XD)

Simon start running away but Luciel easily caught up with him.
"Hey where are you going?". Luciel said .
"Aaah!". Simon said as he dodge the egg that is thrown by Luciel.

"Darn I miss...Aiden give me your egg!". Luciel yelled .
"What!? No way! This one's mine". Aiden said as he pass by Luciel but suddenly trips because of Luciel.

"Oops~ sorry my foot slipped ". Luciel said with a smirk.
"You're such an assh*le!". Aiden yelled .

"From the numbers 1 to 10 how would you rate your pain?". Luciel said as he laugh.
"F*ck you". Aiden replied .

(Look I found a human version of Baymax!)

(Kinda looks like Luciel a little bit ...who is cuter Baymax or his human version XD? )

Simon keeps running as he turns his head he saw your cousin getting closer .

"I'm gonna get you wet". Your cousin said .

(Why does it sound wrong? XD excuse my sexy mind )

"NO! Get away!". Simon yelled . Your cousin throws the egg but he miss Simon instead he hits You.
"(C/n)!!!!". You yelled as you run towards him and forcefully smack the egg on his face.
"Ouch!". Your cousin said .
"That's for throwing an egg at my face!". You yelled .

Simon hides behind a tree as he tries to take a deep breath from all that running instead .

"I found you~".

Standing in front of him is Chase smirking .
"Ch-Chase!". Simon said as his back hit the tree.
Chase traps him using his left hand . He cracks the egg and pour it on Simon' s head .
"I win~!". Chase said .

"Aww..but I almost got him". Ashley said .
"Ashley ...you were running so slow and you're not even close". You said .
"No I'm not". Ashley said .

"You kinda run like this girl ". Luciel said as he shows Ashley his phone .

"Do I really run like that?". Ashley said .
"Uh huh". Everyone said .

You notice something , you look behind you and saw the chickens making too loud noises like they're chatting .

Chicken: Buck buck buck (Those humans are destroying all our eggs!)

Another Chicken: Back back Bwaaaaak!! (Yeah let's get them!!)".

All the chickens started gathering and they started starring at all of you.
"Um...guys". You said as you tap their shoulders.
"Huh what?". Aiden said .
"Why are those chickens looking at us?". You said .
"They're chickens , they do that". Simon said .

"No ...I feel like something wrong is about to happen". You said .

Everyone looks at the chickens and suddenly the chickens glare at all of you.
You and everyone gasp.

"Buck buck bwaaaakkk!!!". The chickens chirp.
Suddenly they all started running towards all of you.
"WHAAAAAA!!!?!". Everyone were surprise and they all started running as the chickens start chasing all of you.

"THIS IS WHY WE SHOUD'NT COPY HOW TO BASIC!!". You yelled .

"How to basic who?". Aiden said .

"Some guy who never shows his face and starts doing crazy sh*ts". Ashley said .

"STOP TALKING AND START RUNNING!". Your cousin yelled .

"Don't worry master I got you!". Chase said as he suddenly carried you bridal style and he runs faster .

"Hey what about me!!?". Ashley said . Ashley looks at your cousin with a smile .

"No". Your cousin said as he runs faster.

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I guess you can say this is an "Eggcellent " work ? (Sorry not sorry)

(Note that picture doesn't belong to
Me it belongs to How to basic , he is a YouTuber his videos are hilarious so I recommend you go check it out if you like )