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"Hey what's up?" shouted Abbas.
Abbas looked cuter with afro hair and a jacket with a long loin cloth (lungi).
"Hey, what's with that afro hair?" asked Kuddus.
"Oh, my band members and I were preparing a concert. People thought that we were crashing the wedding because we ate all the food but couldn't left it for the guests. They trashed me so hard that my curly hair turned afro. Then we ran away from there" said Abbas.
"Oh, you look handsome here" said Kuddus.
"Who's that insolent friend of yours?" asked Sunny.
Kuddus was about to explain but a hyper Abbas was angered as if his voice turned into a mouse.
"Whom do you call, insolent?" asked Abbas.
"You, you nincompoop" said Sunny.
"Oh, you arsehole, what harm have I done to you, YOU NITWIT!" shouted Abbas.
"Do you know who I am? Do you?" shouted Sunny.
"To hell with your name you varmint!" shouted Abbas.
"Oh you goat!" said Sunny.
"Oh you broken boat!" said Abbas.
"You fried shit pickle!" said Sunny.
"You deep fried rotten donuts!" said Abbas.
"Hey guys! Chill! He's our superstar- Sunny Khan" said Kuddus.
"If he's the superstar, we need a proof" said Abbas.
"Please, sir recite the dialogue" said Kuddus who was scared as a cat, while looking at the fight.
"I watched it several times where the man was raped by a lady ghost. I am your rickshaw puller, you are my passenger. I am your employee, you are my employer. I am your broken car, you are my clean car. I am your slave, you are my mistress" said Sunny.
Abbas finally agreed. Kuddus took them to his room.
Kuddus opened his desktop computer to show a movie. The desktop had the resemblance to the early 2000s but when they switched on, it had an updated system operator. Anyways, he showed Sunny Khan his collection of movie files, even his unsuccessful ones were stored in the file.
"You know Abbas, that desktop was the time when my father bought me for education. It's quite unfortunate that due to our financial crisis everything turned upside-down" said Kuddus.
"Yes, true. Remember we used to mimic Sunny's dialogues?" said Abbas.
"Hmm..yes" said Kuddus.
"Okay, we need some cozy catch-ups later. Show me my favorite film, 'Hero Rickshaw-Puller'" said Sunny.
When Kuddus switched on the movie, Damra, Sunny and Kuddus sat down on the opposite bed. The opening starts with a shout from a young Sunny Khan. Whenever in action scenes, normal scenes and dancing scenes, he was shouting all along that overshadowed the plot. He even improvised the dialogue which was not synchronized with the way he was talking.
Sunny was crying like a crybaby while Damra was praising "WHAT A PUNCHLINE, SIR!"
Sunny said "That is the reason I quit watching my own movies since the millennium"
Sunny was continuously crying.
"I am still a superstar! Why they had forgotten me?" wept Sunny.
Kuddus said "Calm down, whatever you did, you are still my superstar"
"Thank you! Handkerchief, please" said Sunny.
Sunny was crying like a baby and was removing his sweat and tear glands after Kuddus gave him a handkerchief.
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