Gerard Way, thank you for teaching me that jersey accents are fucking sexy and whoOps thanks for teaching me that I have a chubby kink also I love you
Frank Iero, thanks for being short and an asshole that means a lot to me
Mikey way, thanks for being mikey gAy ha ha I'm funny just kidding I love you for other things but this is supposed to be stupid
Ray toro, I don't even know where to start thanks for being my Ace dad whom I love very much bc my real dad fucking sucks and you're  better
Patrick stump, thanks for thAnkS pEte and also being squishy and fucking adorable
Pete Wentz, thanks for tH mMrS and also having a not bad dick and being a great supporter of Peterick
Joe Trohman, thanks for simultaneously not giving a fuck and giving way too many fucks at the same time and also looking like jesus bc tbh you aRe
Andy Hurley, thanks for legitimately getting me into playing drums and like teaching me that even big scary boys with a hell of a lot of tattoos can sound like butterfly kisses and be the sweetest people in the world
Brendon Urie, thanks for not leaving the band like all the others did and having dAt FoReHeAd
Ryan Ross, thanks for kneeling in the bathtub lmao. And being gay that's pretty. Odd
Dallon Weekes, fuck off bc no one asked for you
Jon walker, thanks for having really nice eyes CUZ LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN HIS EYES? Dam.
Spencer smith, thanks for beING A FUCKING SQUARE ASSED FACE MOTHERFUCKER LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME THIS BITCH AINT A FUCKIN C U B E
Brent Wilson doesn't exist
Cody Carson, thanks for being straight. Jk u SUccC
Maxx Dazinger (is it that idk), thanks for bein' real cute and doing the good baps on the bop bapper
Zack, thanks for shoveling spaghetti into a bag bc you're great
Dan, thanks for playing the trumpet real great and spinning sometimes
Um, Andy black, you're hot and I don't listen to your music