*Spots the gays*

*falls onto floor, squealing like a moose on weed*

*unattractive snotty crying*

*gathers emotions*

*walks over*

*jelly legs*

*falls again*

*They look at me with pity and help me up*

*hugs for too long*

*goes on tangent about how much they've changed my life*

*starts crying mid-way through*

*gathers emotions for what feels like the 50th time*

*wipes off tears* 

*takes selfie*

*glares at amy in the backround*

*asks jack if can hug Signe*

*asks Signe if can hug signe*

*hugs signe*

*double glare at amy*

* TRIPLE GLARE AT AMY *

*Group hug* 

*besides amy*

*does something embarrassing*

* gets out mistletoe*

 * puts mistletoe in between septiplier*

* sorry glance at signe *

* evil smirk at amy *

* smooches *

* squeals *

* gives 'its not called being gay its called being fabulous ( and gay )' shirt to jack *

* gives ' im not gay ( but i like guys)' shirt to mark *

* Gives the jse ring to jack and the markiplier bracelet to mark *

* last hug *

* buh bye *

 * see all you dudes in the next video *

* leaves, crying *

* shoots middle finger to amy *

* makes sure she doesn't notice but still feels accomplished *

 * fucker *

a/n i made my non-septiplier shipper older sister laugh at this cant get much better than that