Okay so this chapter is going to be in english so I can copy/paste it to both the greek and english spam book.

Btw readers of the english spambook, how you doin?

Anywhore 2018 is doneeee and that little asshole 2019 is here in Greece. Officially. So happy *early* 2019!

And because we're all grown ups here, we're going to go down the memory lane AND APPRECIATE the rollercoaster that was 2018.

For starters, it was incredibly long.

Like,,, Black Panther? Yeah that was on 2018. That happened this year. Wtf.

SO LETS SEE.

•Women this year slayed everyone's asses JUST *clap* LIKE *clap* THEY *clap* SHOULD

-> Spain's Cabinet's ministers are mostly women

-> Women in Saudi Arabia can now drive

-> People in Ireland voted to repeal an amendment to Ireland's constitution,  paving the way for legalized abortion in the country

-> A record number of female candidates were elected to the House of Representatives

-> In Iran, women watched the World Cup

-> Jacinda Ardern will be the second elected head of the state who will give birth while in office

-> Denis Mukwege, a Congolese surgeon who treats rape victims, and Nadia Murad, an Iraqi woman and a member of the Yazidi religious minority who was captured by ISIS received the Nobel Peace prize

-> The #metoo movement

-> Mirai Nagasu became the first American woman to land a triple axel in Olympic competition

-> Serena Williams returned and killed it

•It was truly 20gayteen

-> Kyrsten Sinema, who identifies as bisexual, became the first female senator from Arizona

-> A bunch people came out as LGBT+ including Brendon Urie, Kevin McHale, Reece King, Janelle Monáe, Jessie Paege, Amandla Stenberg, Tessa Thompson, Rebecca Sugar, Daya, Betty Who, Jaden Smith, Matty Healy and a bunch more

-> Hayley Kiyoko snatched our wigs

-> *after we retrieved our wigs* Troye Sivan came like "SURPRISE"

-> Queer Eye was pretty big

-> Love, Simon made us cry

-> Eric Radford was the first openly gay male athlete to win a medal at a Winter's Olympics

-> Kesha officiated an actual wedding

-> B99 was renewed

-> One day at a time came out

-> Ruby and Sapphire from Steven Universe got married and actually kissed

-> Shiro from Voltron was also into men, in canon

-> Negasonic from Deadpool had a girlfriend

-> Adam Rippon won a medal in the Olympics

-> Being Transgender is no longer a mental disorder according to W.H.O

•some memorable things surely were

-> Meghan Markle got married and is pregnant

-> A star is born, To all the boys I've ever loved and Bohemian Rhapsody were adores

-> Black Panther, Crazy Rich Asians and Ocean's 8 CAME FOR YOUR REPRESENTATION

-> Kid Gorgeous arrived and gave us the memes we deserve

-> Ariana Grande brought the tea about exes and promoted self-love

•the music was amazing

-> Marina, no longer and-the-diamonds, came strong with Baby

-> Camila Cabello, Tonight Alive, Fall Out Boy and Waterparks slayed our January

-> Shinedown, BTS, Owl City, 5 seconds of summer, Panic! At the disco and Gorillaz brought us back to life

-> Then came Ariana Grande, Fob once more with Lake Effect Kid, Troye Sivan, Twenty One Pilots, Allie X, Imagine Dragons, Muse and the 1975 and we knew that nothing can top these.

•of course the memes weren't bad either

-> Every stand-up comedy by John Mulaney

-> Tide pods

-> Gordom ramsey

-> two bros chillin' in a hot tub

-> the car meme

-> Change my mind

-> you guys are just mean

-> "is he tho?"

-> You know what this is? Growth

-> Venom

-> those two dudea fighting

-> If you don't love me at my

-> Todd Howard

-> Captain America

-> *shoots someone* why would x do this?

-> I don't feel so good

-> at this point i'm too afraid to ask

-> ALEXA THAT'S SO SAD

-> YOU ARE A PRINCESS

-> Best memes
10. You
9. Can't
8. Rank
7. Them
6. Because
5. All
4. Were
3. Individually
2. Great
1. This one

-> LETS GO LESBIANS

-> The cAT

-> Big dick energy

-> diagrams

-> hand holding

-> Bongo cat

-> moths

-> that crown that made everyone sexy

-> weird flex but okay

-> Spiderman into the spiderverse

-> Youtube's death

-> you know I had to do it to 'em

-> Pikachu

-> tHEY dID sURGERY oN a gRAPE

-> one taught me love

-> the death of tumblr porn that resulted to....everything but the death of tumblr porn

My point is that 2018 was pretty okay. Yes there were some issues, like earth dying and the two most powerful men comparing their nuclears as if they were talking about their dicks, but it was fineeeee.

And like I've said so many times, yes my experience of 2018 isn't universal but please don't rain on anyone's parade  whining about how awful and terrible 2018 was.

You are not allowed.

Actually the only reason any of you can have for hating on 2018 AND ON 2019(even though it hasn't began) is if:

A)A close relative/friend died

B)You're homeless

Otherwise you're just going to piss of the universe which will see your pessimism as a challenge to make things worse.

So. With the end of 2018, and the negativity all out, I want to wish you all a happy 2019. May things turn out the way you want. May you always have people you love by your side. May you always pass your classes and may you always have a full stomach and a soft bed.

I love you.

At least,,,, ya know,,,, if we have talked. BUT DEAR GHOST READER I LIKE YOU AND WISH YOU ALL THESE THINGS AS WELL.

(And for the first promo of 2019 go follow gleek_runner on Instagram. You will find, naturally, nothing but something is happening soon.)