How to be an asshole by Angela

Hello, guys, girls and non-binary pals.

Your favourite greek is back with a guide on how.....

TO

BE

AN

ASSHOLE

Step 1

Make a tumblr

Step 2

Have an opinion

Step 3

Find someone with a different opinion

Step 4

Be. A. Fucking. Asshole. To. Them

Congrats! Mission accomplished!

Now lets see how to not be an asshole!

Step 1

Don't be an asshole, you bastard.

And mission completed!

Yayyyy

So as you can tell, Angela has been salty for very long, and after her break down yesterday....she decided to set some things straight.

Here lets see some examples of people being assholes!

(Warning the following content is saltier than -brendonurie)

(Second warning, I'm sorry random person who has this username, I just needed to prove a point. I'm sure you're great. I'm not a weirdo.)

Person A: I don't ship Minewt.

Person B: WOW YOU RACIST PIG! STOP HATING ON ASIANS PEOPLE!

What person A meant: I don't ship Minewt because I ship Newtmas/Nalby/Minresa/GallyxMinho etc

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(For mjsparkour)

Person A: I don't ship Bonenzo

Person B: SO YOU HATE A BLACK GIRL BEING HAPPY, IS THAT IT?!

What person A meant: I think Bonezo is unhealthy/unappealing and think Bonnie would be much happier with someone else/by herself

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Person A: I like Grant Ward

Person B: You are obviously a Nazi,,, wow,,, you make me uncomfortable,,,, please die

What person A meant: I'm a victim of abuse and can see myself in Grant Ward/I like this character because he is an anti-hero

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( -msmalice- cry with me child)

Person A: I don't ship Brittana

Person B: SO YOU'RE AGAINST FAY RELATIONSHIPS, IS THAT IT?!

What person A meant: I think Brittana was rushed and didn't like Santana's treatment of Brittany at times

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Person A: I like Mon-El (is that even how it is spelled?)

Person B: OBVIOUSLY! HE'S A WHITE BOY! HE'S SO ABUSIVE OMFG! STOP BEING SO IGNORANT YOU BITCH

What person A meant: I fucking like Mon-El, got a problem with that?

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Person A: I don't like Swan Queen

Person B *hijacking person's A post*: Nobody asked you

What person A meant: exactly that. It's their post. They can express an opinion. Fuck off.

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Person A: I don't like Mercedes Jones.

Person B: You👏are👏racist

What person A meant: I don't like Mercedes Jones because of her character not because of her fucking skin color.

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Person A: I ship Jonerys

Person B: Literally die

What person A meant: YOU'RE WATCHING GAME OF THRONES, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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You know what all of these have in common?

•They have all happened (not all of them to me)

•They are silly arguements

•They are silly arguements that have nothing to do with skin color or sexual preference

•They are most likely written by minors

•They are answered by assholes that have nothing else to do and think they are great because they have a tumblr

Now repeat after me:

If you think that you being not white makes you better than others, you are part of the problem.

If you are against straight people, you're part of the problem.

If you are against bi/pan people, you're part of the problem.

If you think all men must die, you are part of the problem.

If you think you're this angel who is  'fighting for equal rights' by spending time online harassing little kids for fandom stuff, you are part of the problem.

If the only reason why you'll defend characters like Minho, Mercedes, Santana, Kara Danvers is because of their gender/sexuality/skin color then you have a problem.

Like people, like myself, will defend Bonnie Bennett....is it because she's black?

No, it's because she's fucking awesome and a black powerful character.

Will I defend Matteusz because he's gay?

No, I will defend him because he's sweet, because he's brave and because he doesn't like guns.

Will I defend Faberry because it's a lesbian relationship?

No, I will defend it because--lets not get into the reasons why I ship Faberry because it's really late.

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Now you may wonder why I did this chapter? What is its purpose?

Nothing at all.

You see, I have seen some posts the past few weeks that are rather aggressive to different mutuals of mine.

And I ask you why?

These people are minors.

Why do you get into a fight with a minor and calling them names?

Does it make you feel better about yourself?

Why do you teach that little boy that all men are evil and he will be too?

Why do you teach that little girl that if a guy makes a mistake, he automatically isn't good enough for her?

Why do you teach that little girl that she will never get the respect she deserves because of her gender?

I repsect tumblr to some point. I respect its attitude towards the minorities. I like the posts about feminist, about loving transgender people, about what to do when a muslim is praying and all that but there is a line.

If you want to talk about sexism, racism and fascism, please do it in the right tags and talk about it with the right people.

Going into a fandom and finding a fucking minor with an opinion and then go on and on, call them names and all that bullshit, isn't doing shit.

It just makes assholes look much worse.

So from me to you....


Next time I see someone being an asshole, I too will practise my Greek mouth, got it? :-)

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