Mabel: In honor of Halloween we sent the hosts to a Haunted House!

Dipper: And we decided that we would like you to-

Mabel: SEND US SCARY STORIES!!! >:D

Dipper: Just give us a title and we'll look it up and read it on- what's this called? Whatpod? Witpat?

Mabel: I think it's Witpat. But anyways, it can be about anything! As long as its scary! And it doesn't even have to be about us!

Dipper: Yeah, and we have to read the whole thing. Yay.

Mabel: C'mon Dip! It's a super spoopy special! Get in the zone!

Dipper: I'd prefer to stay very far away from the zone. Also, what's with the whole "spoopy" thing?

Mabel: It's a meme!

Dipper: Oh, great. Anyways, send us those fanfics.

Mabel: Yeah! THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN! EVERYBODY SCREAM!

Dipper: No.