Nick-Names!

Dipper: *crying and hugging Mabel*

Mabel: *hugging Dipper and sobbing*

Luna: *staring deeply in thought, at a wall,  in a coner of the room*

Mira: *hiding in shadows*

Art: *rocking back and forth on the floor*

Brooke: *angry because her fight was cut short*

Bill: *angry Brooke wouldn't just DIE*

Lumeo: *bored and out of popcorn* Hey guys we were finally dared!

*crickets chirping in the background*

Lumeo: Guys? Hello? What's wrong with you people?!

Everyone, but Lumeo, Brooke, and Bill: DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO DIE?

Lumeo: O_____________O' *grabs Society of The Blind Eye, Memory Gun* *erases everyone's memories of the previous chapter*

Dipper: Hey Mabel, why are you crying?

Mabel: I don't know!

Lumeo: HEY LOOK, A DARE!

Art: Oh cool, Jelsa-and-books-rock  dares us to give each other nick-names!

Dipper: CAN I BE TYRONE PLEAAAAASE??

Mabel: Dipper, Dipper is already a nickname.

Dipper: But it's not as cool as TYRONE!

Mabel: Fine, I dub thee, Tyrone.

Tyrone: YES! FINALLY!!

Mabel: I wanna be, LEBAM!!

Tyrone: But that's just Mabel backwards.

Mabel: Well it's what I want!

Tyrone: Fine. Hello Miss. Lebam.

Lebam: AW YEAH!!

Luna: Call me C.M!

Lumeo: Why C.M?

C.M: It's short for Camera Lady!

Lumeo: Of course it is. Anyways, call me, LuCipher!

Brooke: Lumeo, no.

LuCipher: Lumeo, yes.

Brooke: Call me, NerdGirl! Or Miss. Mystery!

Tyrone: I'm sensing a pattern.

NerdGirl/Miss. Mystery: Psssssh

Mira: OOH! Me next! Call me Miku-chan!

Art: I see what you did there!

Miku: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Bill: I don't want one.

NerdGirl: YOUR NAME IS MR. SMELLY DORRITOS.

Mr. Smelly Dorritos: How about, no.

LuCipher: How about, Mr. William Space Dorrito the Third. (who also smells)

Mr. WSDT: Fine.

Art: Okay, now let's move on and-

Lebam: YOU NEED ONE TOO!

Art: Uh, Uh, umm, yes? *sweating increases dramaticaly*

Mr. WSDT: How about-

Art: NONONONONONONONONONONONO-

Miku: Lani?

Lani: Miku, sometimes I hate the fact I know you in real life. So you know that I HATE THAT NICK NAME. (butdonthavetheheartorstrengthtotellmy
friendsnottocallmethat)

Tyrone: DON'T ASK AND DARE US EVER. I LOVE THIS NAME.

Mr. WSDT and Lani: DON'T LISTEN TO TYRONE.

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