Bill: *still dead from last dare*

Lumeo: BILLY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mira: *revives Bill*

Bill: DID YOU MISS ME?! ADMIT IT, YOU MISSED ME.

Mira: No time!

Luna: We got a dare!

Mabel: BillCipher135 dares Bill and Dipper to kiss all the hosts.

Dipper: Wait, what?! But I-

Bill: KISSING TIME! LINE UP LADIES.

Everyone, but Mabel: *gets in line*

Mabel: I'm safe!

Luna: *tosses Mabel a camera* VIDEOTAPE EVERYTHING.

Mabel: Aye, aye capy-tin!

Bill: *walks up to Mira* *kisses on forehead* *walks to Luna*

Dipper: *walks up to Mira* Uh, can I just, um, high-five her or something?

Mabel: NOPE! *forces Dipper to kiss Mira on the mouth*

Dipper: O30'

Bill: HELLO HUMAN. *kisses Luna on the cheek* *walks up to Brooke*

Luna: DID YOU TAKE PICTURES MABEL?

Mabel: SIR YES MA'AM.

Dipper: Um, hi. *kisses awkwardly on the cheek as well*

Mabel: KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS!!

Brooke: I still hate you. I hate all of you.

Bill: NO, YOU LOVE US. *kisses passionately on the mouth*

Brooke: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO- *kick bill in the groin*

Bill: Hehe, pain is hilarious. *walks up to Art*

Dipper: *comforts Brooke* *kisses sweetly on the mouth* (on purpose)

Brooke: *blushes*

Bill: SORRY NOT SORRY ABOUT THE SKETCH BOOK! *kisses quickly on the cheeck*

Art: *angrily kisses back* >:(

Bill: *walks up to Lumeo*

Dipper: *walks up to Art* *politely kisses*

Art: *blushes slightly*

Bill: BEST FOR LAST. *kisses Lumeo passionately for a while*

Lumeo: *happily and passionately kisses back* *dies of happiness*

Dipper: I'm not even going to try to kiss her.

Mabel: Ask and Dare us! PLEASE DARE MEEEEEEEEEE!