A/N: I am sorry that it has been SO long since I have updated any of my books. I have been very distracted with trying to get school work done, a few panic attacks here and there, and a 'little' bit of time on discord :3.

Now, this lovely fluffy oneshot was requested by .

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(No one's POV)

It was a nice peaceful day within Camp Oasis. Everyone was off, doing their own things on this calm and relaxed day. Everyone except a certain trouble-making demigod who had just been traumatized and threatened by a little ice maker. The reasoning? Cause this son of Khione called Jake figured out that his best friend, a son of Ares named Brandeen,  was dating the one and only son of Momus... Daveed.

You wanna know how he figured out? Well, let's go to Brandeen's perspective for a little flashback of the little 'incident'.

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(Brandeen's POV)

As everyone had already learnt, I am not a morning person. Wake me up in the afternoon, I won't be as grumpy. Wake me up in the morning however... 

You better run for your tiny little pathetic life...

But this morning was different for literally no reason that I could think of. As usual, my boyfriend was awake before me, but for once, I woke up before 12pm. I woke up instead at 10am. So when my eyes fluttered open, I stretched my arms and legs, I was surprised to hear a voice coming from behind me. "Hello Beautiful~"

I jumped and punched whoever was behind me because I assumed that they woke me up. Then I quickly sat up and looked at the alarm clock on the bedside table to read '10:19am'. I then turned to glare at the person who woke me up but gasped to see that I had accidentally punched Daveed in the cheek.

"Ow, what was that for babe?" Daveed asked me, rubbing the spot on his cheek where I punched him. I laid back down with him and licked the forming bruise on his cheek. He chuckled, telling me that it was fine, but I didn't think so and stopped licking him, nuzzling his neck instead and causing Daveed to chuckle lightly. "It's fine, Brandeen. I'm fine, and I know that you're not a morning person."

Even after he said that, I still felt bad for punching him and giving him a bruise. I snuggled back into his side and laid my head in the crook of his neck, sighing a little. "But it's not fine... I punched you..." I whispered against his neck, small tears forming in the outer corners of my eyes. It was silent for awhile until I felt Daveed suddenly sit up. "Daveed? You okay?"

When I didn't get a response, I just figured that he was getting up to get changed, so I snuggled back into the blankets. I nearly fell back to sleep until I felt the blanket being ripped away from me. As I am about to pull it back down, I yelp as Daveed is suddenly hovering over me, hands on either side of me to in me down. "U-Uhhhh, babe? What are you doing?" I asked very confused at what my ginger boyfriend was doing. He said nothing as he started licking me in random places on my torso and neck.

Something that some people didn't know... is that I am very sensitive around my torso and collarbone areas. So, his licking felt like feathers on my body, tickling me and sending me into a laughing fit. "D-Daveed!~ S-St-Stop!!~" I managed to yell in between giggles.

"Not until you aren't a sad Branbean~" Daveed purred, making me laugh even more at the nickname. Soon, he started tickling me with his hands along my sides.

"P-Please!~ S-Stop!~ I-I'll do a-anything!!~" I begged, praying that he would stop tickling me so I can catch my breath.

"Then admit that everything is fine and we can go back to snuggling~"

I didn't want to as I still felt bad for punching Daveed in the face because of my stupidity. He saw the look on my face and started licking on my neck again, rubbing his hands along my body more rougher. "C'mon~ All you gotta do is repeat what I said and this will all stop~" He purred again. I was laughing even harder at this, to the point where I gave in and started begging.

"E-Everything is fine a-and plea-please!!~ C-Can we go back t-to snuggling?!~" I laughed out, squirming and struggling to get out of the strong hands of the son of Momus. He then stopped all movements and lies back down with me, spooning me. I might be still giggling a little but I manage to cuddle more into his chest. Once again, I try to sleep but then we hear a door knocking. "Babe, you mind getting that?" I asked Daveed tiredly, nearly falling back to sleep.

"Sure thing." He gets up as I snuggle back into bed, pulling the blankets over me and falling asleep.

(Daveed's POV)

I watched and chuckled as Brandeen got back under the blankets, immediately falling asleep once he's comfy. 'Awww~ he's tired from our little tickle-fest~." Going back to what I was doing, I walked up to the front door and answered it, only to pale at the sight of the seemingly shocked ice demigod... non other than Jake himself.

"Uhhh, Daveed? Why are you shirtless in my best friend's room?" He narrowed his eyes at me, glaring mini daggers into my soul. Man, if looks could kill, I would be in the deepest place in hell straight away.

"I... um... can explain?" I gulped, getting ready for my upcoming death.

"Uh huh, I'm listening?" He crossed his arms at me, tapping his foot expectantly and waiting for an answer.

"You see... Am I not allowed to sleep with my boyfriend of 6 months?" I ask, nervously, knowing exactly what's coming. I could see Jake's eyes widen before his eyebrows began to twitch.

"Did... Did you say... Boyfriend?!" He yelled, making me flinch at the sudden loudness. I had to cover my ears from the screech. Honestly, it sounded like it came from a very specific high-on-caffeine rainbow goose that's from some strange parallel universe.

"Uhhh, yes?" I said, as if I was saying it as I was asking if it was a problem.

"You do know what comes with this.... don't you? Cause oh boy, I get to give you the fish talk!" He said creepily happy, narrowing his eyes even more, staring into my own widened ones. Just as I was about to retaliate, I felt a pair of arms wrap around me, saving me from the dreadfulness that opening the door has brought to me. "What's with all the yelling?" Brandeen said tiredly, resting his head on my shoulder.

(No One's POV)

"Oh hello Brandeen! I just came to say hello and this ginger bastard has just told me that you two were dating? Is this correct?" Jake answered sweetly, like he hadn't just threatened the poor , 'not-so-innocent soul' of the terrified ginger in front of him.

"One, please don't call my boyfriend a bastard, only I can do that." Brandeen started off, even as Daveed pouted playfully at the white-faded-to-red-haired emo. "...and yes, we are and have been dating for about 6 months now."

Jake glared at a certain ginger, silently telling him that the fish talk was coming soon, then he returned to a sweet smile towards his best friend. "Well, I have some other campers that I need to talk to about somethings. So, have fun you two and Daveed, remember... the fish talk~" Jake whispered quietly, then he skipped off down the path to find the other campers that he was talking about.

Daveed now stood in the doorway, not sure whether to be terrified or curious about this 'fish talk' that Jake was talking about. Oh Daveed figured out when he went to the dock to meet up with Jake, not expecting much to happen.

Unexpectedly, and much to Daveed's surprise, Jake was standing at the end of the dock, holding a sword fish over his shoulder and tapping his foot impatiently. Daveed took a huge gulp, preparing himself for the unavoidable that was about to come... while Brandeen was in the background with a few other campers, eating a delicious bowl of popcorn while watching the show :D.

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And this is how the other campers knew never to mess with Jake's friends. Otherwise, you'll end up with a huge fish mark on the side of your face, wet clothes all over your body, and a chance that you shall never make kids with your spouse :3 happy times for all!

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A/N: The next request is called "Shnoot Shnoot Mother Shnookers!" requested by the one and only DyingChild845 (Sorry Una, it wouldn't tag ;-;). Warning: This oneshot was requested by a crackhead...

-HangyWulf