Protective Papy

8 votes.
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8 people wanting me to continue this.

This might just turn out to be a bunch of random one shots or something.

ENNNNJOY!

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Papyrus walked into the expensive restaurant with his love, (insert clever pasta pun name thing). He ignored the weird stares he got as he kissed his pasta on the.... cheek? Noodle? (Sexual jokes intensifies) The waiter asked if he was waiting for anybody, and he replied that only him and his greatest love were their together.

Waitress 1: Sir, have you been drinking...?

Papyrus: No! I'm just here with my loved one!

He lovingly looked at the pasta with sparkling eyes. The waitress led him to a private table, leaving him be with his loved one.

Papyrus: So, (name), I love you so much that I want to eat you out...

Pasta: ...

Papyrus: I love you

Person: *walks by and eats some of Pasta*

Papyrus: SCREEEEECH- *kills the man*

*Then the man dies.

Papyrus: I love you pasta :3

When they go home, some random kids try to hurt Pasta!!

Papyrus: Humans, please don't hurt Pasta! He's already been injured by another man, and I don't want him injured again

Lil Hooman 1: poke

Papyrus: SCRRRRRECH *kils

*they get kils

I'm lazy I'm sorry I'll try to be better next chapter

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