Your prompt:
Polar, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Quicksilver: Hey.
Skink: Hi.
Sunrise: Hello.
Inverse Night: Hey!
Polar: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Hybrid OC: We were out of Doritos.

Your prompt:
*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Polar: Thanks fam!
Quicksilver: oh no
Skink: *cries* I love you too
Sunrise: Sounds fake but okay
Inverse Night: *A flustered mess*
Hybrid OC: can i get a refund

Your prompt:
Polar: Time for plan G.
Quicksilver: Don't you mean plan B?
Polar: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Skink: What about plan D?
Polar: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Sunrise: What about plan E?
Polar: I'm hoping not to use it. Inverse Night dies in plan E.
Hybrid OC: I like plan E.

Also, if you're wondering who these people are, they're the protagonists + Quicksilver for my new fanfiction series. Inverse Night and Hybrid OC are in a book thing I can't find and I can't remember their names.

Your prompt:
Skink: Just be yourself.
Quicksilver: 'Be myself'? Skink, I have one day to win Polar over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Sunrise: Couple weeks.
Inverse Night: Six months.
Hybrid OC: Jury's still out.
Quicksilver: See, Skink?
Quicksilver: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

Your prompt:
*The squad is over at Polar's house*
Quicksilver: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Polar: ... N-No...
Polar, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Quicksilver, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Skink: I see a-
Polar, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Quicksilver: Oh, well I-
Polar: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Polar, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Sunrise: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Inverse Night: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Polar: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Polar: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Polar, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Polar: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Hybrid OC, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Polar:
Quicksilver: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Polar:
Polar, freaking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

Your prompt:
*The squad right before Polar's wedding*
Quicksilver: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to be in.
Skink: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Sunrise: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Inverse Night: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Hybrid OC, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

Your prompt:
Polar: Hewwo.
Quicksilver: Hihiiiiii!
Skink: Greetings, Dragons.
Inverse Night: Three kinds of people.
Sunrise: I want pudding.
Polar: Four kinds of people.
Hybrid OC: WHAT'S UP, PEOPLE I LIVE WITH?
Inverse Night: Five kinds of people.

Your prompt:
Polar: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Quicksilver: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Polar: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Skink: Actually I did the math, Quicksilver would have $225, not $0.15.
Quicksilver: Fam I'm right here....
Sunrise: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Polar: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Sunrise: Sorry I only have a dollar
Polar: :(
Skink: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Quicksilver would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Sunrise: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Skink: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Inverse Night: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Skink: Apply juice to what
Hybrid OC: Directly to the forehead
Quicksilver: Great chat everyone

Your prompt:
Polar: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Quicksilver: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Skink: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Sunrise: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Inverse Night: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Hybrid OC:
Hybrid OC: I have emotional scars.

Your prompt:
Inverse Night: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Quicksilver: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Skink: More or less, I guess...
Sunrise: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Polar: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Hybrid OC: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!

Your prompt:
Polar: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Quicksilver: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Polar: No! Four to five seconds!
Quicksilver: Too late!!!

Your prompt:
Polar: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Quicksilver: That's why I carry two swords.

Your prompt:
Polar: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Quicksilver: What did you do op?
Polar: A MISTAKE

Your prompt:
Polar: Is something burning?
Quicksilver: Just my love for you.
Polar: Quicksilver, the toaster is on fire.

Your prompt:
Polar: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Quicksilver: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FREAKIN STAIRS.

Your prompt:
Polar, tending to Quicksilver's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Quicksilver: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Your prompt:
Polar: Where are you going?
Quicksilver: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

ok this is probably good

wait

one more

Your prompt:
Polar: Am I in trouble?
Quicksilver: Take a guess.
Polar: No?
Quicksilver: Take another guess.

ok im good