Word count : 793

Ok so some story time : The girls have known each other for awhile now. I'm just doing this so I don't have to bore you all with unnecessary words and such.

THIS IS A CRACK PART OF THE BOOK!

I legit am going to make this the most random thing, don't expect to get any in this specific chapter. You've met the girls already and you know how insane they can get.

Now please sit back, and enjoy this Crack Chapter.

If Nagasaki was a mom...

Nagasaki entered the bunk room she shared. She was impressed to see all of her roommates inside and not trying to kill each other.

Souka was on her phone with earbuds in, Aoi was drawing, Solby appeared to be hovering in a meditation like trance, and Hotaru and Hirumi were both mind their own for once.

Hotaru then let out a loud groan. "I'm Bored As Hell!"

Hirumi let out a huff as a response. "Psh, whatever. Be bored."

Solby opened her eyes and looked at the purple haired girl. She gave a slightly unamused look. She herself was not bored, and frankly, the uninterrupted silence pleased her up until now.

Souka had stopped whatever she was watching and pulled out her earbuds, turning her attention back to the others, silently listening and waiting.

Aoi looked up from her sketch book. "Welp, then let's just do something." She suggested.

Nagasaki then joined the conversation after standing in a silent wait. "No."

Hotaru looked at the mind reader. "What?"

Nagasaki placed her hands behind her back. "No." She repeated.

Hirumi tilted her head, looking at the oldest girl. "Uh- why?"

"It has come to my attention that the majority of you lack certain adult like figures in your lives. So after sitting upon this thought for quite sometime. I have decided to become your parental figure to all of you." Nagasaki replied, explaining briefly, yet in enough detail for everyone to understand.

Solby looked confused. "Why are you bringing this up?" 

Nagasaki shrugged. "Simple. You all are chaotic neutral energies that need a positive role model. With one person being a positive influence, the others are less likely to be killed in a fiery explosion of death, pain and suffering."

Aoi blinked several times. "Soooo, who's the dad?"

Hotaru spoke up next. "What's a dad?"

Hirumi looked at the purple haired girl. "Someone who goes and gets milk."

Nagasaki huffed. "I killed him."

The other five girls suddenly looked at Nagasaki like "Excuse me what?"

An awkward silence fell among the group.

Hotaru was the first to break it. "So can I call you mom from now on?"

Nagasaki nodded, going over and sitting on her bunk. "Yes. You all may now refer to me as 'mom'."

"So who are we all, adjacent to you becoming our mom? Like? Am I the weird sister or something?" Aoi questioned, turning on her stomach and looking at the black haired girl.

Nagasaki looked at rhe other girls. "Hotaru is the infant, Hirumi is the sassy child. Aoi is meme child, Solby is edge child and Souka is golden child."

Souka visibly beamed at that statement.

Solby merely looked even more confused. "I'm not edgy."

Aoi gave a thumbs up. "Aye I'm chill with that."

Hotaru started laughing hysterically. "YES."

Hirumi grinned mischievously. "This will be fun."

Time Skip : 2 weeks later 

"Moooooooooooooom, Aoi won't share her anime with me!" Hotaru complained loudly.

Nagasaki came up, she currently had a pair of sunglasses on her head for no reason. "Aoi share your anime- actually Wait, what kind of anime is it? If it's what I think it is don't share it but if it's not then you have to share the anime with your sister."

Souka was merely watching this dispute in amusement, then she looked over at Hirumi, a brilliant idea popping into her head. "Mom, Hirumi's texting a boy."

Hirumi's face turned red. "Wh-What?! Am not!"

Nagasaki looked over at the pink haired girl. "Who's the lucky boy?"

Visibly flustered, Hirumi shot back. "IM NOT TALKING TO A BOY!"

Hotaru shrieked. "ITS DEKU!"

"SHUT UP!"

Time skip : Next day

Nagasaki : (Currently standing outside with sunglasses, pointing at a bunch of other kids.)"Don't ever come near me or my five kids ever again.

Solby : "I'm not your kid."

Nagasaki : "Shut up you edgy little shit."

Hotaru : "Mom let's get ice cream."

Nagasaki : "No."

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(Oh dear lord what was that- save me from this hell. I swear to the lord I got too carried away.

Also this may or may not happen agai. in the future sooooooo- Yeet. Expect to see more of this crap.

Also I might do an angst theme sometime later-

Oki byyyyyyye)