(fandoms mostly superwholock, marvel, DC, and ships)

video starts in comicon, a douche guy whos only there to look at women walks up to a group consisting of  a wonder woman, a black widow, a ruby, and a female sherlock.

Douche: hey whats up ladies? Why dont you gorgeous girls show me a little-

the douche is interrupted by the black widow

black widow: hold up. Before you even try to even talk to us, why dont you do one thing?

Douche: alright! what is it?

the music starts up, more cosplayers join the group with the black widow still in the front

black widow: talk fandom to me. (singing) Im that girl you do mess with, natasha romanov. first class ticket to a beat down, Im still standin tall. Cause you dont know what us girls here need, asguard to london! I got enemy blood spillin gallons, better go and leave.

The black widow steps back to let a female dean winchester step up

Female dean: been around the US, huntin things savin lives, but your axe spray dont need explainin, all you need to under stand is, when we talk fandom to ya.

a female sam winchester and castiel step up next to the fem dean, they dance in synch

female sam: talk fandom to me.

Female cas: talk fandom to me.

all three fem's: talk fandom to me!

Female dean: get destiel on me.

The female dean drags the female castiel off some where while the female sam follows, a mad love harley quinn steps out of the crowd of cosplayers with her mallet

mad love harley: you know my suicide squad, and my sexy ass. my DC stories not long but mista J's is, I know what you thirsty boys want, tumblr to tinder, I got ivy's number on speed dial, yeah Im a cannon lesbian!

A poison ivy joins the harley

Ivy: seen it all, you dont speak our language, but your saggy shorts dont need explainin, all you really need to under stand is when we talk fandom to ya!

a catwoman joins in with the ivy and harley

catwoman: talk fandom to me.

Ivy: talk fandom to me.

Harley: talk fandom to me puddin!

the gotham city sirens are shoved into the crowed by a female loki

fem loki: one, boy messin with trio's. two, wanna get all on me-oh. three, gotta get past thor though. four, oh yeah! (T-hiddy!)

The camera pans to tom hiddlestons signing booth for the upcoming thor movie, tom jumps on the table in his fabulous way

Tom: Tom hiddleston, british loved atomic, this is where to find me the con of comics! come on man, this isnt straight out of compton! whovians to DC chicks, your just plain damn rotten. Man you need to learn respect. every pic you take you pretend to be a threat! I broke the internet, what did you expect? loki plushy so good I gave here have a chess set! any way, every day you trying to get to em, trying to save them under big booty, any way every day you trying to get to em, trying to save them under big booty! (stops rapping) come on man thats just messed up.

Camera pans back to all the female cosplayers, the black widow is in the front again with all of the other beind her dancing to the beat

Black widow: been around comicon, dont speak our language, but your axe spray dont need explainin, all you really need to under stand is when we, talk fandom to ya. talk fandom to me.

the female dean, female loki, And harley quinn stand by the black widows side

Fem dean: talk fandom to me.

Mad love harley: talk fandom to me!

fem loki: talk fandom to me. You mewling quim.

Video ends with all of the cosplayers walking away like nothing happened, the douche is standing in one spot looking completely confused, behinn him thw same wonder woman from the begining of the video is in the background, she winks at the camera, end of video.