Welcome to Izuku undirtifying or dirtifying songs! Ikm your host Izuku Midoriya! Now I know you wouldn't expect me to be dirtifying songs buuuuut blame Kacchan! He's been telling me and ruining my innocence! So to start with, I'll go with undirtifying first, the song is CPR. I think it sounds kinda sus still tho. Here we go(it's from the save d**k by giving it CPR bit):

I save balloons by giving it CPR

I save balloons by giving it CPR

Put my mouth on it like CPR

Lets make cookies and watch it on VCR.

I just read the full lyrics for the actual, I think my innocence is fully gone now. Kacchan is gonna kill me. Anyways the second song is being dirtifyed so umm yeah. It's a nursery rhyme as well. Lets do this:

Wind the Kacchan up, wind him back again

Pull, pull, clap, clap

Point to his head and point to his feet

Point to his chest and point to his d**k

Oh god, see this is cursed as duck I hope Kacchan hasn't see me doing this. Thats all for now! Each part has two songs if they're short. One if long, maybe two long songs sometimes as well.  Bye for now!