For those of you who know this show...you know what to expect.

Stan: damn it.

Cartman: you guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault.

Kyle: shut up Cartman!

Cartman: Kyle's mom is the one that started damn club all because she's a big fat stupid b-!

Kyle: Don't say it Cartman!!😠

Cartman: WEEEEELLLLL...😌

Kyle: Don't do it Cartman!

Cartman: WEEEELLL....

Kyle: I'm warning you!!!😡

Cartman: ok ok..  😐

Kyle: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a-!!

Cartman: welllll Kyle's mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

Kyle: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN!!

Cartman: on Monday she's a bitch, and Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super king Kamehameha BEOTCH!
C'mon you all know the words!

Cartman + kids: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! WHOOO! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch! Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit something like this!

Chinese children: *singing to fast for me understand*
French children: *still singing fast*
Dutch kids: *singing fast*
African children: *singing fast*

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair shes a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch! Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch! She's a stupid bitch!

Stan: uh, cartman..

Cartman: kyles moms a bitch and shes just a dirty bitch! I really mean it Kyle's mom, she's a big fat fucking bitch, big ol' fat fucking biiiiiitch! Kyle's mooommmm!! yeah, Cha!

kids: 😧

Cartman: what? *turns around* oh, fuck.. 😓

I listened to this song so much to get these lyrics. I tried googling the lyrics but non of them were accurate. Sorry if I messed them up, but these were the words I heard.