Kyle: Okay Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah. This is called a dreidel. You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song.

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay, and when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play.
Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made you out of clay.
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play.

Kyle: Now Ike. Just spin it with your fingers like this..

Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Kyle: Oh, hey Cartman, we're playing dreidel, you wanna try?

Cartman: Sure!

Cartman: here's a little dreidel, that's small and made of clay
But I'm not gonna play with it 'cause dreidel's fuckin' gay!

Kyle: Hey, shut your mouth, fatass!

Cartman: Jews, play stupid games,
Jews, that's why they're lame.
Jews, play stupid games,
Jews, that's why they're lame.
Kyle: dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made you out of clay
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
With dreidel I shall play
Cartman: Jews, play stupid games,
Jews that's why they're lame,
Jews, play stupid games,
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Stan: Hey, what's going on? Oh, it's that Hanukkah thing...

Cartman: it's sooooo amazing! You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round, I could watch it all day...

Stan: let me try..
I'll try to make it spin,
It fell I'll try again.

Kyle: Oh! Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play
Stan: I'll try to make it spin,
it fell, I'll try again
Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay
Dreidel, dreidel dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play
Stan: I'll try to make it spin,
It fell, I'll try again.
Cartman: Jews, play stupid games
Jews, that's why they're lame!

Sheila: Hello boys!
Kyle: hi mom!
Sheila: Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel...now you know that dreidel is a time-honoured tradition for the Hebrew people.
Cartman: Yes we know, ms. Broflovski, it's so very interesting...
Sheila: Now when you learn, to make a dreidel spin, you'll know, our people always win!

'Cause when you learn, to make a dreidel spin,
You'll know, our people always win!
Cartman: Jews,play stupid games,
Jews, that's why their lame

Kyle: Oh, hi dad!

Gerald: Hello everybody..say, can I join in?

Kyle: Sure..
I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay,
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play..
Everybody!

Kyle:Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play
Stan: I'll try to make it spin,
It fell ill try again.
Cartman: Jews, play stupid games
Jews, that's why their lame
Sheila: now when you learn, to make a dreidel spin,
You'll know, our people always win!
Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you, you're so hot, on that show..

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,I made you out of clay
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidle, with dreidel I shall  play.
Stan: I'll try to make it spin,
It fell ill try again
Cartman: Jews, play stupid games,
Jews, that's why their lame.
Sheila: 'cause when you learn, to make a dreidel spin,
you'll know, our people always win!
Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you,
you're so hot, on that show.

Courtney Cox, I love you, you're so hot,
On that show.
Courtney Cox, I..uh?
Kyle: Dad, we're singing about a dreidel.
Gerald: oh, sorry..
Sheila: We'll talk about this later, Gerald!

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel dreidel dreidel, with dreidel I shall play.
Stan: I'll try to make it spin, it fell I'll try again
Cartman: Jews, play stupid games,
Jews, that's why they're lame
Sheila: Now when you learn, to make a dreidel spin,
you'll know,Our people always win
Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you
You're so hot, on that show.

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with drei-del-I-shall-plaaaay!
Stan: I'll try to make it spin,
it fell I-will-try-a-gaaaaiin!
Cartman: Jews, play stupid games..
Jews, jews, jews, jews, jews are lame!
Sheila: 'cause when you learn, to make a dreidel spin,
You'll know, our people always- our people always win the game!
Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
You're so hot, Courte-ney-I-love-yooooou!

Sorry if I screwed up the lyrics. It took me so long to write this.