In the Class 1-A group chat

who tf is gravity?: "I'm not as worried as before. From the looks of things, it seems like Deku is just fine."

broccoli baddie is online

https://youtu.be/HMyDvcE43Ss

broccoli baddie: "I just wanna apologize in advance for this..."

fat lips: "For what?"

revelry in the dark: "I sense chaos."

broccoli baddie: "Let's start with Kirishima."

hard as hell: "What's up bro?"

broccoli baddie: "Yeah, he got some smelly balls!"

hard as hell: "Hey! What'd I do?!"

scotch: "How do you even know that Midoriya?"

broccoli baddie: "Bitch, I only know his name, cause Ashido gave him fame."

queen of tea: "Period. Queen tingz!" 💅

hard as hell: "Mina!"

broccoli baddie: "Now, moving on to Uraraka, I think I'm 'bout to diss her."

who tf is gravity?: "Deku please don't! I'm your best friend!" 😭

broccoli baddie: "That ass is looking thicker."

who tf is gravity?: "Oh, thanks."

broccoli baddie: "But forehead getting bigger!"

who tf is gravity?: 😢

broccoli baddie: "Oh, Tokoyami says nig-"

revelry in the dark: "I'm a black bird. I can do that."

broccoli baddie: "Up next is this boy named Iida."

first place: "Oh no..."

broccoli baddie: "Mr. thick neck bitch, uh, ain't nobody know him."

first place: "Why are you being so rude Midoriya?!"

broccoli baddie: "Now, I see why Sero chose him, he hit different."

scotch: "Huh?"

broccoli baddie: "Cause he got a bigger Peter, ain't that right Griffin?"

scotch: 😨

first place: "Wait, who's Griffin?"

broccoli baddie: "Jiro wanna be the same shade as Mirko!"

playlist: "You ain't have to expose me like that!"

rich bitch: "Jiro, you aren't proud of your complexion?"

playlist: "It's not that, I just feel too pale."

broccoli baddie: "Toga was locked up for tryna stab a senorita."

lovestruck: "It's not my fault she wouldn't willingly give me her blood." 😤

crystal clear: "Toga-" 👀

broccoli baddie: "Shinso got a cat, hold on, someone call PETA."

insomniac: "For what though?"

broccoli baddie: "PETA, PETA, PETA, PETA, PETA, uh."

playlist: "This you?"

insomniac: "This you?"

hard as hell: "This you?"

who tf is gravity?: "This you?"

lovestruck: "This you?"

broccoli baddie: "Kacchan gets canceled every five to seven business days."

anger issues: "Here the fuck we go."

broccoli baddie: "He finds a way fuck up every different way."

broccoli baddie: "He dates me."

shocking: "He dates you?!" 🤯

anger issues: "Idiot we've been together for a year!"

broccoli baddie: "Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on."

daddy issues: "What's wrong?"

broccoli baddie: "Can we change the beat?"

playlist: "What beat?"

broccoli baddie: "This ain't a race but I still take first place."

broccoli baddie: "This ain't a race but I-"

broccoli baddie: "This ain't a race, Kaminari caught a case!" 

scotch: "What'd you do?"

shocking: "I don't know, the last thing I remember doing was electrocuting a cat because it scratched me."

insomniac: "Animal cruelty is wrong babe, especially to cats."

broccoli baddie: "Toru sharted all up on Ojiro's face!"

anger issues: "Ew what the fuck?!"

crystal clear: "I swear I didn't!"

tails: "Yeah, I don't know what Midoriya's on."

broccoli baddie: "Pretty bitch, itty bitty, tiny waist." 

anger issues: 🥴

daddy issues: "Oh wow..."

who tf is gravity?: "My bestie is fine as fuck!" 😘

broccoli baddie: "Don't want the smoke but Shoji had that vape!"

octocoochie: "You saw me?!"

broccoli baddie: "Sato, I can tell your breath stank!"

fat lips: 😢

broccoli baddie: "Don't got the hype because when Shoji left, y'all tanked!"

octocoochie: "Left what?"

broccoli baddie: "Mineta reeks, he smells like feet."

purple & pervy: "Say what you want, but the girls love me." 😏

rich bitch: "As a girl, I deem that statement false!"

playlist: ^

ribbit ribbit hoe: ^

lovestruck: ^

who tf is gravity?: ^

crystal clear: ^

queen of tea: ^

pretty asf: ^

broccoli baddie: "I got that WAP and I make your ship sink."

broccoli baddie: "Aizawa thirty and complaining about some vitamins."

playlist: "Not you coming for our teacher!"

broccoli baddie: "You don't like Tokoyami, so why the hell did you enroll him then?"

revelry in the dark: "What does he have against me?"

broccoli baddie: "Kiri and Kami tried to bully little Aoyama."

hard as hell: "It was all harmless jokes."

shocking: "Yeah Midobro, no need to go crazy on us..."

pretty asf: "Get on their asses Midoriya."

broccoli baddie: "Y'all makin' jokes, let me you in your place."

hard as hell: "Please no..."

shocking: "I'm scared."

broccoli baddie: "I thought a bitch with a wetzel-pretzel said something."

fat lips: "So that's why there was a wet spot in the pool?!"

shocking: 😅

broccoli baddie: "I thought a bitch who sold his sold his life to Triller said something."

scotch: "Kirishima-" 🤣

anger issues: "You dumbass!" 😂😂😂

hard as hell: 😓

broccoli baddie: "I thought a bitch who lost the baddest bitch said something." 

playlist: "Oop-" 👀

insomniac: "Well now he has a new bad bitch- me."

broccoli baddie: "Ojiro and Koda unfollowed me so they got blocked."

tails: "Sorry Midoriya, I was following too many people and had to get rid of some."

animal cracker: "Same for me, sorry..."

broccoli baddie: "And after Sparkle Squad, their channels went and flopped."

anger issues: "The hell is sparkle squad?"

pretty asf: "The name I gave to my fans." ⭐

broccoli baddie: "I'ma hit a lick on Yaoyorozu."

rich bitch: "What?"

broccoli baddie: "Rob her shit, take her Tesla, then I floor it!"

rich bitch: "Please don't. That's my mother's favorite car."

broccoli baddie: "This ain't a race, Kaminari caught a case. Toru sharted all up on Ojiro's face. Pretty bitch, itty bitty, tiny waist. Don't want the smoke but Shoji had that vape." (x2)

shocking: "Why do you always repeat?"

broccoli baddie is offline

tails: "He's gotta be playing with us or something."

queen of tea: "I don't know but I'm loving it!" 🤩