In the common room

3 hours went by, and the class was awaiting a group chat notification from Izuku.

Denki: "Damn- this is the longest he's went without sending a text."

Katsuki: "Tch."

Ochaco: "I doubt he's in any danger at this point."

Izuku eventually joined the group chat and his classmates joined as well, expecting chaos.

In the Class 1-A group chat

https://youtu.be/egK-rKxYjm4

broccoli baddie: "R.I.P to B.I.G."

shocking: "The rapper?"

tails: "Must be."

broccoli baddie: "Classic shit."

fat lips: "He did make some awesome music back in the day."

broccoli baddie: "I'm lookin' for a dude to give some babies."

anger issues: "I'm right here idiot!"

broccoli baddie: "A handful of Kiri, sprinkle of Todoroki."

daddy issues: 😳

hard as hell: 😳

queen of tea: "I can't be mad at you, Midobabe. Kirishima is amazing."

anger issues: "Nerd, I'm not above kicking your ass."

broccoli baddie: "Man, I ain't got no type like Jxmmi and Swae Lees."

shocking: "I see what you did there!" 🤣

broccoli baddie: "But if he can't fuck three times a night, peace!"

anger issues: "The hell are you saying?!"

broccoli baddie: "I tried to fuck Iida for a powerful hour."

scotch: "Excuse me?" 🤨

first place: "Sero I promise you, me and Midoriya are just friends- I'd never do that to you!"

anger issues: "Deku you will be dealt with."

broccoli baddie: "But all that dude wanna do is talk pop quizzes for hours." 🙄

first place: "Midoriya what is going on with you today?!"

broccoli baddie: "Beat the bussy up, make sure it's a K-O!"

broccoli baddie: "Step your banks up like you're movin' that yayo."

broccoli baddie: "Somebody go and make sure Hagakure ok, though."

crystal clear: "Huh? What's wrong with me?"

broccoli baddie: "I heard she think I'm tryna give the boochie to Ojiro." 😆

tails: "I never got that vibe from you, Midoriya."

crystal clear: "Me either- is something wrong Midoriya?"

broccoli baddie: "They always wanna beat it up, goon up the bussy."

purple & pervy: "Kinky."

broccoli baddie: "Man, maybe I should let him autotune up the bussy."

broccoli baddie: "All these Bow Wow Challenge dudes lyin' and shit."

queen of tea: "I saw that on social media a while back."

broccoli baddie: "Man, these Fetty Wap dudes stay eyeing my shit."

broccoli baddie: "Todoroki worth a hundred milli, he always buying me shit."

daddy issues:  😁

anger issues: "Meet me outside, icy hot."

broccoli baddie: "But I don't know if the dick wet or if he cryin' and shit."

daddy issues: "I don't understand- what does crying have to do with the consistency of a penis?" 🤔 

broccoli baddie: "Kiri still be in my DMs, I be havin' to duck him."

queen of tea: "EIJIRO KIRISHIMA!" 😡

hard as hell: "Baby I don't know what Midobro's talking about! Besides, I'm straight and happy with you."

broccoli baddie: "'I used to pray for times like this' face-ass when I fuck him." 😜

queen of tea: 😊 

hard as hell: "Mina?" 😥  

broccoli baddie: "Man, Mineta is my baby, he ain't takin' a L."

purple & pervy: "And this is why Midoriya is the only guy I simp for."

broccoli baddie: "But he took it literally when I said 'Go to hell'." 😈

playlist: "So how's that simping working out for you?" 🙃

purple & pervy: "Shut up..."

broccoli baddie: "Used to fuck with Aoyama, I ain't addressin' this shit."

pretty asf: "Used to?"

who tf is gravity?: "What happened between you two?"

broccoli baddie: "Caught him in a dressing room, stealin' dresses and shit." 🤷‍♂️

pretty asf: "They suited me more than the girls who owned them." 🌟 

broccoli baddie: "I used to give this dude with a lisp tests and shit."

broccoli baddie: "How you want the bu-thy? Can't say your S's and shit, uh."

shocking: 😂

broccoli baddie: "Dreams of fuckin' one of these little students, I'm just playin', but I'm saying." (x4)

playlist: "Not you calling them 'little students'!" 🤣🤣🤣

broccoli baddie: "I remember when I used to have a crush in special ed."

shocking: "You were crushing on a special needs student?!" 😦

broccoli baddie: "Shoutout to Koda cause he made it out of special ed."

animal cracker: 😓 

crystal clear: "This is so out of pocket!"

broccoli baddie: "You wanna fuck me, you gotta give some special head."

daddy issues: "Noted."

hard as hell: "Bakugo, why the hell are you so quiet?"

anger issues: "I'm plotting..."

broccoli baddie: "Cause this bussy have these dudes on some special meds."

broccoli baddie: "Like Sato, he was biting my shit."

insomniac: "Sounds painful."

fat lips: "I did absolutely nothing! I don't need Bakugo coming after me."

broccoli baddie: "Talkin' 'bout, 'Yo, why you got these dudes fightin' and shit'?"

fat lips: "False!"

broccoli baddie: "On the, on the real, I should make these dudes scrap for the bussy."

broccoli baddie: "Uraraka and Tsu, get the lube for this bussy."

who tf is gravity?: "As your best friend, I have to tell you that you are acting completely insane!"

ribbit ribbit hoe: "I agree."

broccoli baddie: "And I woulda had Sero bangin' the cake."

scotch: "No the fuck you wouldn't." 🤣

broccoli baddie: "'Til I saw hoppin' out of cars kissing on Iida."

first place: "Midoriya, come back to U.A.!"

broccoli baddie: "I been a five-star bitch, man, word to All Might."

broccoli baddie: "I'ma do that dude Kacchan dirty, word to Scottie."

anger issues: "As if you haven't been doing that the entire time."

broccoli baddie: "Had to cancel Kaminari, boy, we ain't speakin'."

shocking: "Oh come on! What'd I do?!"

broccoli baddie: "Ain't no fat dude tellin' me what he ain't eatin'."

insomniac: "Be respectful Midoriya. I'd hate to have to brainwash you."

shocking: "Hey I'm not even fat, I just like to eat!"

broccoli baddie: "Monoma and Tetsutetsu with the hammer yellin' 'Gang! Gang!'"

broccoli baddie: "This ain't what I meant when I said a gang bang."

pretty asf: "Monoma is involved in this?"

hard as hell: "And Tetsutetsu?"

broccoli baddie: "Shinso wanna menage, I said 'tre-way', curved him and went the Togata and Amajiki way!"

insomniac: "I've never done anything of the sort!"

broccoli baddie: "Shoji, cop the Barbie Dreamhouse, then you can play the part, I ain't tryna bust it open in trailer park."

octocoochie: "A Barbie Dreamhouse?"

broccoli baddie: "Dreams of fuckin' one of these little students, I'm just playin', but I'm saying!" (x4)

lovestruck: "What's with the repeating?"

broccoli baddie: "You know I'm all 'bout that yen, I be supportin' them scholars."

daddy issues: "You seem more like the type to give away money than to receive it."

broccoli baddie: "I let him give me some brain, but he wanted me to ride it. So I said 'Fuck it, I'm in', he wanna cut like a trim, and if he act like he know, I let him fuck it again."

broccoli baddie: "I got them bars, I'm indicted."

ribbit ribbit hoe: "You committed a crime?!"

broccoli baddie: "I pop in, I'm uninvited. I said, 'Just lick on the anus, man, don't fuckin' bite it'."

insomniac: "Again, what's with biting your ass?"

broccoli baddie: "I ride his _ in a circle."

broccoli baddie: "I turn Stefan into Urkel."

broccoli baddie: "I go around and around and I'ma go down in slow motion."

broccoli baddie: "Then I pick it up, look at it, I said 'daddy come get at it'."

broccoli baddie: "Yellow brick road, he said that I am a wiz at it."

anger issues: "You're just saying random shit at this point."

broccoli baddie: "Yeah, they want it, want it."

purple & pervy: "Want what?"

broccoli baddie: "You know I flaunt it, flaunt it."

broccoli baddie: "I'm a trendsetter, everything I do, they do, yeah, I put 'em up on it, on it."

broccoli baddie: "Dimelo, papi, papi!"

scotch: "You speak spanish?!" 😮 

broccoli baddie: "Yo quiero sloppy, sloppy."

broccoli baddie: "I'll give it to you if you beat it up like Pacqui, Pacqui."

anger issues: "Fuck thin ice, you already sunk into the water, nerd!"

broccoli baddie: "I'ma kill 'em with shoe, no ceiling is in the roof!"

shocking: "How do you kill someone with a shoe?"

broccoli baddie: "And I'm BIG, give me the loot, twelve cylinders in the coupe I get dome with the chrome, now tell 'em when I'ma shoot I just bang, bang, bang, real killers is in my group gorillas is in my unit, vacationin' where it's humid and I shine, shine, shine, got diamonds all in my Cubans!"

who tf is gravity?: "Deku are you high or something? I'm genuinely concerned for you..."

broccoli baddie: "I'm in LA Times more then when dudes is lootin' and my flow spit crack, I think that people usin', he done bodied everybody, in closing, these bitches losin' using, using up, a bitch moving no, I ain't stuttered and, no, I ain't Ruben, damn, a bitch snoozin'. Shoutout to my Jews, l'chaim, Rick Rubin, Big fat ass cheeks and, yes, they be protruding!

shocking: "Guys, I see Midoriya outside of the dorms!"

anger issues: "You're dead, idiot!"

anger issues is offline.

broccoli baddie: "I be like, fuck 'em, fuck 'em, bring the lube in." (x2)

broccoli baddie is offline.

Outside of the dorms

Katsuki: "Explosive speed!"

Izuku: "Wait Kacchan!"

The students rushed outside only to see Katsuki rushing at Izuku at full speed.

Izuku: "I was just lyric pranking you guys!"

Katsuki stopped in tracks and took a moment of silence before Kyoka spoke up.

Kyoka: "Oh... so that explains why you were typing song lyrics the whole day."

Mina: "Jiro you knew?!"

Kyoka: "Music is life- I know just about every song."

Ochaco, Shoto, Himiko, Tsuyu, and Tenya rushed over and embraced Izuku.

Himiko: "I'm so glad you're ok, Izuku!"

Ochaco: "You had us so scared!"

Shoto: "Please don't do anything like that again."

Katsuki: "Shut up idiots! Deku! My room now!"

Katsuki grabbed the green haired boy and dragged him into the dorms for a "punishment".