April 14th Amino Commment Chain: Courtroom

Time: 2:27PM

"Loly you sure about this?" Gen asks with a distressed look, "you don't even read Monstar. I mean, you seem nice. I don't, like, expect you to, but how are you fit to defend Rekapoo? I mean, if it's incest, I have to cancel. Cut and dry."

"For the last time," I sigh, "it's not incest, and we're going to prove it."

"Not incest?" Bone chuckles from the other side of the courtroom, "Glossyack made them you know. I like Monstar, but Gen screwed up."

"Maybe I should cancel now," Gen sighs.

"Wait until the verdict," I remind.

"Court is now in session," Daddy slams his gavil, "let us review the charges against Mr. King."

"Of course," Bones explains, "Gen3king stands accursed of shipping an incest ship. The sentence is cancellation of Monstar, and banishment from Amino if he continues."

"Very well," Daddy's frog fingers wrap around the gavil, "you may call your first witness."

"I call Curator Starcohope," Bones smiles.

"Oh God," Gen sighs, nervously working on Genderbend to calm himself.

Starco gets to the stand, and smiles at Gen. Gen turns away, continuing to write.

"Confess what you know about Rekapoo," Daddy demands in a Kermit impression.

"Very well," Starco replies, "I mean, I read the dimensions guide. In it, it is states Glossyack made both of them. That kinda makes them siblings. As much as I hate to see Monstar go, we don't want anything like Pinescest in our fandom."

The entire courtroom shudders at the thought.

"Objection!" I exclaim, "you claim they are siblings, right?"

"Yeah," Starco shrugs.

"Where's it say that?" I smirk.

"What?"

"Where does it say that Starco?"

"Uhhhh..."

"We can't jump to such a conclusion can we? No no no. At no point do they call eachother anything like 'bro' or 'sis.' Can you prove this to the court?"

"Objection!" Bones glares, "at no point is it NOT stated, and considering that Glossyack made them both, it seems like a fair assumption!"

"Best start burning," Gen sighs, taking out a notebook labled, "Monstar" and a lighter.

"Put that away!" I demand.

"I'm afraid we must dismiss both claims," Daddy sighs, "unless one of you have definitive proof of such-"

"Lekmet x Rhombulus is canon!" I exclaim, "and Glossyack made Lekmet! By the same logic-"

"Objection!" Bones retorts, "you have no proof! That just makes another incest ship! Where is your proof Loly?"

"Uhhh..." I look through my evidence, finding only Rekapoo fan art, Monstar chapters, and Lekmet x Rhombulus fan art. I have no proof to-

"Hold it!" Rixi barges into the courtroom, "you want proof? Here it is! Loly! Catch!"

Rixi tosses me an envelope. I look inside and smile, "behold!"

(Can't put in the image but here would be conformation from a story board artist of Lekemt x Rhombulus if I could.)

"That's-" Daddy gasps.

"Exactly," I smirk, "confirmation of the ship from a storyboard artist. It's canon, and no one would allow incest in a kids show. If Glossyack made Lekmet, then Rekapoo is also, considering the similar circumstances, perfectly fine!"

"Huh," Bones offers me a look and shrugs, "guess I was wrong. Daddy, the verdict."

"We uh," Daddy does a Kermit voice, "find the uh, defendant, uh, not guilty."

"We did it!" Gen smiles.

"Just doing my job," I pack my briefcase.

"I gotta ask," Gen inquires as I near the door, "why don't you ship Rekapoo? I mean, if it's not the incest that doesn't exist, what is it?"

"I have my reasons," I smile as I exit the courtroom, another job well done, by Lwayer Loly!