Firsts


First night:

"Fizzy would you go to sleep already?" Asmodeus groaned.

"She's being too quiet." Fizzarolli pointed out. "Aren't babies suppose to keep you up all night every night?"

"Enjoy it while you got it." Asmodeus said before trying to go to sleep before his eyelid flew open and he growled. "Damn it Fizzarolli." Asmodeus threw the covers off. "Now you got me paranoid." Asmodeus stomped to Harmony's room with Fizzarolli right on his tail.


First word:

"Fuck." Harmony said as she saw Asmodeus accidentally knock over a vase with his tail.

Fizzarolli burst out laughing and Asmodeus tried to hold his laugh in.

"She got that from you." Fizzarolli and Asmodeus both said in unison.


First steps:

"Fizzy are you teaching our child to be a clown?" Asmodeus scolded.

"No, though it wouldn't surprise me if she picked up my humor, why?" Fizzarolli asked.

"Look at this." Asmodeus turned his back on Harmony and started walking away, Harmony then got up and started following him but once he stopped at turned to look back at her she sat back down.

Fizzarolli fell to the floor laughing while Asmodeus wondered why Harmony didn't want him to see her walking.


First fire:

"Come on kid, it's not like I poisoned it." Fizzarolli begged as he tried to get her to drink a bottle of juice that he put medicine in but she refused to take.

"She refusing her lunch?" Asmodeus asked as he walked in.

"She's burning up." Fizzarolli panicked. "I poured the meds in her bottle but it's like she knew I did it!"

"Why don't we distract her then?" Asmodeus suggested. "If she's distracted on something she won't even know she has it." Asmodeus did feel her head and it did feel hotter than usual. "Fuck, you weren't kidding."

"Told you!" Fizzarolli yelled.

"You're better at distracting, I'll try to get her to take the medicine." Asmodeus said as he poured some into a spoon.

"Ok." Fizzarolli got a couple of sticks and set them on fire before twirling them around. "Pretty cool huh Harmony?"

Harmony actually smiled big before she herself went full flame.

"HOLY SHIT!!" Fizzarolli screamed dropping his sticks onto the floor.

Asmodeus freaked out and stomped the fire out before he turned back to Harmony who was now fully on fire.

Fizzarolli was running around in a circle screaming not knowing what to do.

Asmodeus gently held his hands up to Harmony. "Alright my princess, let's just calm down here. Come on, put out the fire. Fizzy shut the fuck up and stop running, you're probably not helping."

"How many babies can set themselves on FIRE!!" Fizzarolli screamed.

"She won't be on fire if you calm the fuck down." Asmodeus glared.

Fizzarolli took a few deep breaths before he looked back at Harmony before he shrugged and grabbed some marshmallows and hot dogs.

"Fizzy, what the hell are you doing?" Asmodeus asked.

"Might as well make lunch." Fizzarolli replied as he put the marshmallows and hot dogs on sticks and held them above Harmony.

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