Puns
After we finished lunch, we went to our afternoon classes. We got so much homework, but since we all have Study Hall together, we helped each other finish the homework. After that, the bell rang and we headed to our lockers. I closed my locker and turned around to meet Shyanne.
"(Y/N), can you hang out after school today. I didn't get to see you for almost the whole summer."
"Sure. Do you want the boys to join?"
"No. I just want it to be (Y/N) and Shyanne." She said.
"Okay, but lets go to my house first because my mom's home, and we'll have an excuse for them not to tag along." I said.
"Great. Let's go, I told them to wait for us outside today."
I nodded and we walked outside together and 14 boys stood in a line and said hi at the same time.
"(Y/N), I think they're going to kill us." She said
"I know." I said
"Why would you say that?" They said at the same time again. I just noticed they're lined up from tallest to shortest.
"Shyanne, there lined up by height. They understand math!" I faked cried and fell to my knees. "We're gonna die! We're gonna die!" They were laughing there butts off.
"(Y/N), shut up! You ruined our joke!" Tyler said
After we calmed down and I got up, Diathi said, "So, what are you guys doing today?"
After we explained what we were all doing. We started heading out.
Shyanne and I walked about a block when she said, "Do you think one of the boys like me?"
"Which one?"
"Any of them."
"Why?"
"Well they were being really nice to me."
"Shyanne, they all treated me like a baby hot potato puppy; I think they're nice to everyone."
She laughed a bit. "Yeah, and I know it's crazy, but I think I have a crush on them."
"Who?"
"All of them."
"Okay," I say and get in front of her making her stop, "Shyanne, we just met them. You are my best friend and I really don't want you to get upset if they reject you. Right now we know they're great guys, but you have to know here flaws just as much as their perfects. Do you understand?"
"Yeah, I see what you're saying." She said and we started walking again. "Since when did you become so romantic and deep?"
"Since I started reading tumblr quotes." I said and she laughed.
When we got to my house, I told my mom about the new students. After about twenty minutes of her asking questions, I asked if we could go to the park.
"I guess, but do you have homework?"
"No."
"Be back by supper time."
We went to the park and walked around for a bit and Shyanne needed to pee and she didn't want to use the bathrooms at the park, so we walked almost 20 blocks just so she could pee at her house. When she got out, her mom told me I had to go home because Shyanne didn't remember to come home and do her chores. I understood because Shyanne forgets everything all the time.
I started walking home and after about two blocks, someone came up behind me an whispered "Hoodini."
I squealed and turned, backing up a little, but before I could see the face, I tripped over a crack on the sidewalk. They grabbed my arm and pulled me to there face-it was Evan.
"Are you alright?" He asked
"Yeah, I'm fine, but don't scare me like that. I thought I was being kidnapped." I said
He chuckled awkwardly, "Sorry."
"Why hoodini?" I asked
"What do you call a magic owl?" He asked ignoring my question.
I rolled my eyes and smiled, "What?"
"Hoodini." He said, smiling. I don't why that was funny, but I giggled.
"What are you doing?" I asked
"Well football practice was canceled, so I decided to go for a walk and then I bumped in to you, so I guess it's a win win." He said grinning like a child.
"Do you want to walk with me? I'm just going to my house." I asked
"Sure."
We basically played 20 question. The whole time we were asking each other questions like "What's your favorite color?" "What's your favorite movie?" "What video games have you played recently?" ect. We learned a lot about each other though.
When we got to my house, I asked if he knew his way back home. He laughed and nodded. I walked to front door and he started walking back. When I got inside, I found out my mom was watching us from outside the window. Of course she has to ask a million questions about it.
When she finally stop to make supper, I went up stairs and played GTA 5. After supper I got ready for bed and played some more. Then my mom said I had to go to bed so I fell asleep in my gaming chair-which is just a huge, purple bean bag chair.
When I woke up the next morning, I got dressed in a blue shirt and shorts because it was freaking HOT. I put my shoes on and grabbed my keys and phone, and started walking to school. When I got there, everybody was at the entrance of the school. Marcel was chasing Daithi. Lui, Arlan, Chris and Johnathan were laughing there butts off. Evan, Brock, Rowan, Tyler, and Korban were talking about something. Shyanne, Brian, Luke, and Craig were doing some wired dance. I got a little closer and the spotted me. They stopped what they were doing and ran at me in full speed.
"It's a stampede!" I screamed and went into ball-mode. They slowed down and started laughing.
Tyler got to me first. He picked my up and said, "You need to grow some balls."
"I'm a girl, where am I supposed to grow them?"
"Oh please, how many boxes of tissue do you put in your bra?"
"How much do you put in yours? Clearly those boobs you got are fake."
Everyone was laughing at our conversation.
Tyler looked offended, then he smirked. "At least mine are real, unlike yours."
"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH." Everyone cheered.
"Well, it doesn't matter what on the outside, all that matters is the inside. I'm guessing those brain cells are fake too. It's obvious." I said
"How so?"
"You can't tell the difference between a cat," I point at his shirt, "and a pig." I push his chin up so he's looking up.
"Oh! Shoots were fired!"
"Oh no she didn't!"
"You just got burned!"
"Savage!"
"OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!"
"Touche." He said and smiled
He put my down and we all walked back to the entrance of the school.
Lui came up to me, "Hi."
"Hey."
After we all talked for a bit, the bell rang and we went to our lockers to grab our morning books. After suffering 179 minutes of nothing important, the bell finally rang for lunch. Shyanne waited for me and the boys headed to the table. When we got there, they saved our spots. Today I was sitting next to Johnathan.
He turned to me, "Why was the teddy bear never hungry?"
"Why?" I said smiling because I heard this over a thousand times.
"Because he was stuffed." He said and pulled out a teddy bear from his lunchbox.
I started laughing, "Why do you have that in your lunchbox?"
Everyone looked at us and Johnathan repeated the joke. They laughed too because of the bear.
"Com'on (Y/N)," Brian said, "bottle up that laughter and save it for later." He made a wired face and held up a bottle. I laughed, I didn't want to, but I did.
"What was that face?" I laughed and copied him. He laughed too.
The teacher made us get in line to get our food. I got a salad and bread on the side with jelly.
Carlos sat down, "Aw, I wish I got a salad." He said pointing at my lunch.
"Don't get jelly." I said holding up the jelly, "Lettuce just eat." Everyone laughed a bit.
"Hey, did you guys understand the project in History?" Luke asked
"Yeah, you just have to get a partner and look for the answers in the book." Korban said.
Luke nodded. "Thanks."
"Orange you glad I told you." He said and held up an orange.
"Guys, Brock is the king of the puns." Daithi said
"Oh really?" Shyanne said crossing her arms.
"Yeah, I'm kind of a big dill." Brock said, holding a pickle.
"That's what cheese said." Shyanne said while eating a piece of cheese.
"Are you kiwing me?" He said holding a kiwi.
"Guys, you have problems. Do you need to see Dr. Pepper?" I asked and turned Johnathan's drink around so they could see it. Everyone laughed.
"I donut understand puns." Lui said, taking a bite out of a donut.
"And another one bites the crust. And another one down, and another one down, and another one bites the crust." Tyler sang as he spread jelly on his bread. I couldn't stop laughing.
Craig dropped something, "Crap. Where did that go?"
"Gouda luck finding it." Rowan said
"Okay, we are done with puns!" Daithi said loudly
"You're not very apeeling right now." Shyanne said, peeling a banana.
"I'm done." I said and got up to throw my trash away. I was giggling the whole time.
For the rest of the day, every single time I saw someone, they made a freaking pun. They were all funny. Either it was a good pun, or they made a funny face while telling the pun. When I went home, I told my mom every single pun I heard.
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