Today at lunch, me, Abby, and Dawson started thinking of phrases that go like, I don't hate you, but. . . They were great, Here are some of them:

Abby (One That Started The Madness): I don't hate you, but if you were hit by a bus, I would be the one driving.

Me: I don't hate you, I'm just simply not thrilled by your existence

Dawson: I don't hate you, but if someone were to kill you, I would owe him 50 bucks.

Me: I don't hate you, but if you were dying, I would dial 911 really slowly.

Dawson: I don't hate you, but if you were Hillary Clinton, I would be Donald Trump.

Me: I don't hate you, but if you were Harry Potter, I would be Bellatrix.

Abby: I don't hate you, but if you were a tree, I would be a lumberjack

Me: I don't hate you, but if you were Mrs. Van Daan, I would be Mr. Van Daan. (This is a reference to "The Diary of a Young Girl".)

Dawson: I don't hate you, but if you were climbing a mountain, I would be the Underground.

Abby: I don't hate you, but if you were playing Undertale, I would be Undyne.

Me: I don't hate you, but if you were a sheep in Minecraft, I would be Mobzilla.

Dawson: I don't hate you, but if you were an astronaut, I would be the Challenger.

Me: I don't hate you, but if you were GamingWithJen, I would be a hole.

Dawson: I don't hate you, but if you were a hand, I would be the knife game.

Abby: I don't hate you, but if you were Firestar, I would be Tigerstar. 

And a lot of others I either can't remember or are inappropriate. 

Jessica: What is wrong with you three?