Luna tilted her head down at the paper in her hand. She had to do a report on Turkey... isn't that a bird you eat? She decided to ask the first person she saw: Romano.

"Big brother Romano, can you help me with my report on Turkey?"

Romano nods, "yes. Here is all you need to know about Turkish Bastard...." he then went on and on, swearing every few words, little did he know, little Luna was writing it word for word.

The next day during history class, the girl had to call her mother, "Hey mom? Can you pick me up at three? I got a detention for my report on Turkish bastard."