I just feel like writing a quick one shot. X3 Thank you, taiwan_yaoi
For the OTP Prompt, really, I appreciate it. <3
Lol, I swear, this book is becoming more random than a challenge book... ^^' Ah well. ~Luna

P.S Rated M for adult content. Skip this if you want to keep your innocence. Don't worry, its not a lemon but still!!! I kinda cringed a bit writing this.
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(America's P.O.V)

Ah... You ever had one of those days where you're like 'I'm lonely, so I'm going to go somewhere'?
Well, that's the kind of day I'm having, and that somewhere just so happened to be at England's house! :D
Buuut... He's not home.
It's alright though, I know he keeps his key somewhere under the mat! Aha! I found it! Lol, I flew all the way to England just to see him, sooo... I better be getting laid tonight. ;)
Speaking of that... An idea popped into my head!
I could give him a surprise when he gets back!!!
America, you're a genius, haha.
Luckily, I brought some lingerie in my suitcase, where I'll be staying over a few days.
Hmm... Maybe I should've told him that I'd be coming
( lol, I said coming! ;) get it? Like, cum? Lol, anyways back to the story)

That'd I'd be staying over at his house for a few days. I locked the door after getting inside, and quickly sat my suitcase in the washroom.
I stripped out of my clothes and then pulled out the lingerie.
Hmm... Maybe it's not sexy enough. :/
It's okay though! I'll just go buy something else.
So, I put away the clothing, and drove to an adult's store. How convenient that it's near by! Thank goodness for the GPS, it tells you exactly where to go. There were a lot of choices... Dozens of vibrators, Butt plugs, dildos... Whoa...
Ah, Did you know that there is a place in Canada called Dildo? It's true!!! Search it up if you don't believe me.
I remember teasing him about it for a looong time. 'Is dildo in Canada?'
'How long was it there for?'
Pfft, it was hilarious.

Anyways, then, I was just browsing the store, when suddenly, I saw something England might actually like!
It was a Pirate hat. I know he's into some kinky shiz, so... Ah, instead of women's wear, maybe I'll just be wearing nothing but that pirate hat!
That's an even smarter idea!
Wait... But what if he wanted to top...
Nah, he's always been bottom, and its not like he'll have a problem with it now.
After paying for the hat in the costume section, I drove hurriedly to England's house once again!
I quickly stripped out of my clothes, and wore the pirate hat.
Hmm... A pirate would need some rope... Oh, and a parrot!!
Ugh, should have gotten some at the store. No worries, I'll just go there again!
... :( I ran out of gas, so... It was delayed for five minutes.
The constant driving back and forth was a pain, if only we had transporters instead!
Of course, I'd be the one to invent that someday!
Just then, I stripped out of my clothes once again, held the rope in my right hand, while the hat was placed perfectly on my head.
Ah, and don't forget the parrot of course!
Perfect! England is going to love this.
I snickered a bit, and just then, I heard England unlock the door.
I was just standing with my legs spaced and prepared a smirk.
But just then, not only did I see England...
I saw Scotland, Wales, and Ireland too.
D:

"Alfred. F. Jones. What are you doing here!?" Said England, red tinting at his cheeks.

Ahh, he must be so turned on right now, that he's into his cousins watching him! So that's how it works.

His cousins looked shocked and disturbed. Hmm.

"Well... Maybe it'll be best if we chat another time, Arthur." Said Ireland.

"Agreed, mate"

"Y-yeah..."

Huh. What's their problem. : /

Unfortunately for me, England didn't let me stay the following night. :(
He kicked me out and let me stay in a hotel instead. Now I'm even more lonely...