INTERESTING STORY: Good ol' author wanted to sign out of her account (xxXFallOutGirlXxx) to create a new one on her phone for other purposes, and she did so. But before she created the other account, she made sure she could log back into her own account (xxXFallOutGirlXxx). SHE COULDN'T. SHE LOST ALL OF IT. ALL OF HER STALKER WEREWOLF PEEPS AND THE GIRLS WITH EFFED UP LIVES. So she couldn't type on her phone, and since her iPad is probably broken and won't work ever again, she created her new account in shame.

Now, like a month and a half later, she's in school. She transferred into a new class...and she decided to try logging into Wattpad. She typed in her name (xxXFallOutGirl), and the password (you thought I'd tell you? Ha, no. Try putting this in and Ima laugh my ass off), and it didn't work like before. She tried about five different passwords...AND GOT BACK IN.

I'M TYPING THIS AT SCHOOL madirose24601 Juniper_Greene pockielovegood GAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

Now I literately get to work on this even more now that I have school access AND my phone access back >:3

I'M SO HAPPPYYYYYYYY!!!

Utica's POV

"Why are you staring at her like that?" I whispered to Ari. She's staring intently at Elsie, who's obliviously eating her Ramen. We're at Cider's house. I'd let them come over to mine, but honestly it's changed ever since the incident. Papers are scattered around in the hallway near Dad's office. Cardboard boxes are in Dad's room, Addisen's room, and my room, and trash bags line the wall in the garage that are full of takeout bags and boxes. Takeout has been our life.

"I don't know." she responded quickly.

"Hun, you are the worst liar in existence." I snorted.

"Leave me and my noodles alone." she whined, sticking out her bottom lip.

Sighing, I took my chopsticks (since I'm the only one here that can actually use the little assholes) and caught some slimy yet delicious noodle in between them, slurping them up in my mouth. "Change the channel, Cider. Nobody wants to watch nature documentaries." I muttered.

"But it's a wolf and a jaguar having a relationship! It's so adorable!" she said with goo-gooey eyes and her hands pressed to her cheeks.

"The wolf is humping on the jaguar." Ari monetized, face-palming.

"It's the circle of life." Elsie said between bites of her noodles.

"Amen to that." Cider simmered, glaring playfully at me and Ari.

"That's it, we're watching Pitch Perfect." Ari spat, swiping the controller from the other side of Cider.

"That's my magical stick!!" she shouted, trying to get it back from Ari, who had already changed the channel over to Freeform. Sure enough, Pitch Perfect was playing, and Fat Amy was smacking her tits. I choked on a noodle and held my chest, laughing with my mouth shut. Ari shoved the controller down her shirt before Cider could reach it, making the giant groan in defeat and sit back down, sulking.

"Who knew you of all people would like Animal Planet." I sniggered.

"Well forgive me for liking the birth of animals."

Ari cleared her throat on the word 'birth'. "Arianna, would you meet me in the backyard of our beloved household?" I asked sweetly.

She immediately glared at me and spat, "Yes, my lovely wife. I'd love to meet you out back where I totally won't be slitting your throat for calling me Arianna."

"Um...you guys realize this is my house?" Cider blinked obliviously.

"It's about our Sex Ed." I sighed, dragging Ari towards Cider's backdoor.

"Whatever you say...I thought y'all would've learned that stuff back in fourth or fifth grade or something, and the 'mature' stuff in eighth grade or ninth grade." Elsie shrugged, putting air quotes on 'mature'.

Once we were out back, I glared at her. "So...Sex Ed."

"Are you mad at me? What did I do? Did I accidentally steal your lunch? Did I molest you in your sleep? Oh gosh, I'm sorry! I accidentally started poking Ashton over and over in my sleep once. I broke my nose that day because he smacked me and--sorry! I'm rambling!"

"Aria, it's fine. But just hear me out. Why are you acting weird about things and Elsie?"

"It's...weird, okay?"

"Just tell me."

"Don't tell Cider...she'd freak out...like 'rip out my tongue and b*tch-slap me with it' freak out."

"Alright, I guess..."

Nothing in the world could've prepared me for what my best friend was about to tell me. I wouldn't have guessed it in a million years. Out of all the problems in our lives, I never thought about one thing in particular. One thing that doesn't usually happen before college or during college. And apparently, Elsie was doing that thing.

"Oh my gosh..." I had no words.

"Maybe we could play truth or dare and dare her to take a...you know...to make sure." Ari coughed, looking away. "Don't tell Cider...she'll kill us."

"Yep...Speaking of Cider, how was her reaction to Harambe?"

"Elsie told me she cried for a straight month."

"Month, eh? Well I know just what to do."

Before Ari could protest, I ran inside with her staggering behind me (she shut the door) and stopped just behind the couch.

"Hey, Cider. Have you heard about Harambe?" I asked. Elsie shot me a look that said oh, you just f*cked up.

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"SON OF A B*TCH HARAMBE!!!" she screamed, throwing the pillows on the coach at me at top speed. Ari stifled a laugh, earning a pillow to her face as well. Oh, good ol' Harambe. That poor gorilla...Didn't deserve to be shot.

"Okay, before you take out my left tit, let's do something fun." I said, putting my hands in front of my zone.

"Wha'dya have in mind?" Elsie questioned, walking to the kitchen to throw away her empty box.

"I dunno, Truth or Dare?" Ari suggested.

"Yeah! Let's play that!" I chirped, throwing myself over the couch, landing next to Cider, who held a protective pillow just in case I insulted her husband again.

When she noticed me giggling, she leaned down and whispered, "Harambe is my spirit animal."

I burst out laughing, resting my head on her pillow. "It's not funny!" she shouted, blushing.

"You don't have to be tough all the time, girl! You're allowed to have a soft side...in this case a marriage to a dead monkey."

"HE'S A GORILLA!" Cider yelled, pulling the pillow out from underneath me and smacking me with it.

"Was." Elsie joined in.

"DON'T YOU START WITH ME!"

We all laughed, Elsie and Ari sitting down on the floor in front of us.

"Alright, Elsie? Truth or Dare."

"Hmm...Truth."

Great, this is going to take a while.

•  •  •

"Dare."  FINALLY PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!!!

"I dare you to drink six cups of coffee." WHAT THE FRACK ARIANNA PEYTON SWITS?!?!

"Oh, you've unleashed the beast." Elsie chuckled, skipping over to the kitchen to make the coffee.

"She'll be bouncing off the walls." Cider sighed, shaking her head and standing up. "I'm gonna go pee."

"What the hell was that?" I whisper-spat once Cider was in the bathroomS

"If she's coffee-drunk, she'll probably be more prone to doing dares, and she won't think anything of them."

"Ahhhh....you're smart."

"Hehe, I know."

Once Elsie was done, she sat criss-cross  on the floor, bouncing in her place. "Okaaaaaysies, it's my turn."

After we quickly went through our truths, it finally went back to Elsie. "Truth or Dare?" I asked.

"Leggo wif dare!" she giggled.

"Alright, follow us."

We led her upstairs (thankfully Cider was still in the bathroom) to the bathroom upstairs and searched until we found what we needed. "Do it." I smirked, faking it.

"Is that a—" I cut her off.

"It's a pregnancy test."

"Ooooohhh, yaaaaah I did one of thooooose in Sex Ed once. Haaaa, total negative. I'll do it for Harambe!"

She shut the door and did her thing, and Ari and I exchanged worried glances. Suddenly, there was a loud scream, a slap, and a thud. We opened the door and widened our eyes once we saw the damage. Elsie's hand was slapped over her mouth as her back rested against the toilet. She was on the floor, wide-eyed, holding the test.

"Th-This can't be true!" she sputtered.

"What does it say?" Ari asked hesitantly, already knowing the answer.  It was only a few seconds, but it felt like centuries.

"P-Positive..."

"Did you do it with someone?" I inquired, biting my lip.

"The day before Ari came back...but...the the condom must've broke." Tears were silently running down her face. Any trace of coffee was gone now. "Wh-What will Ian think?"

"It is Ian's, right?" I mumbled.

She nodded. Phew, that would've been a lot of explaining to do if it were somebody else's. He'd be pissed. Very pissed.

"He's going to be happy no matter what. I heard that werewolves mate pretty early anyways, so he won't be totally in shock. He loves you and would die for you. He'll support you."

"Y-Yeah..."

"Will you get an abortion?" We jumped once Cider appeared in between us. She looked genuinely concerned for Elsie, but once she saw us staring, she sent us harsh glares. Oh crap, we're so dead.

"I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I did that."

"We'll give you time to think, or even call Ian." Cider closed the door and dragged us out of the room.

"Look, we—" I began.

"Nope. You both are cleaning up the mess of pillows downstairs unless you want me to hang you from the stair railing!"

"Y-Yes, Mom!" I stammered, running downstairs quickly.

"S-Sorry, Mom!" Ari added, following my actions.

Cider's POV

While the idiots cleaned up, I could hear Elsie's phone ringing, meaning she was calling Ian. Now time to deal with them. They came here sometime before Aria dared Elsie the drink coffee, but I've kept quiet. I walked outside and shut the door behind me, looking up at the dark sky. It wasn't total darkness, but you couldn't see the sun. The east was a dark shade of blue and the west had a faint orange glow, the sun disappeared behind the earth and the trees.

I looked at the forest right by my house and raised an eyebrow, arms crossed, at the four wolves near my house. A phone was heard ringing in the distance, and the blonde wolf raced off to go get it. "Welp, he's in for a surprise." I muttered, chuckling.

The remaining three walked slowly towards me across the street. I sat down on the top step of my porch, waiting for them to get to me. "What's the surprise?" A familiar husky, low voice rumbled from the dark brown one, who was nuzzling against my side.

"Oh, you'll be finding out soon enough."

As if on cue, the blonde wolf from earlier was now shifted with clothes on, and he was running across the street to my house. I stood up and opened it, letting him dash in. I sat back down and sighed, leaning against Theo. "Elsie's pregnant."

They all gasped. "Our man got laid?" Tanner grinned wolfishly, making Hunter smack him with his snout.

"Ass! This is serious."

"Serious like Harambe's death?"

"Did somebody say Harambe?" Utica shouted from inside.

"THAT'S IT YOUNG LADY YOU'RE HANGING FROM THE RAILING." I yelled, storming into my house and grabbed her by her collar and dragging up the stairs.

"NOOOO!"

So that's how we all found out Elsie had sex with Ian, and NONE of us even knew about it...er, except for Aria. Speaking of which, how was she the only one who heard an extra heart beat?

"I dunno, it's maybe just a random thing."

Did I say that out loud?

"Yes, yes you did, Harambe."

"YOU'RE SLEEPING HANGING FROM THE RAILING TONIGHT."