JAKE MY HUSBAND ﾐ KARL LOML

hello karl jacobs

hey jake!!!

i have to ask u a favor

umm does it include my
mother again?

bc last time
i told u she was busy

it's not ab her

wait is she busy again?

nvm real thing is
shay

she is a human yes

yk i'm her brother right

nnOOOO

wait

fr????

i'm just saying do i
have some questions for u

jake i'm not dating her
and u know me i'm a chill dude

do u like her?

next question

fine 🙄

do u fancy her?

do u consider converse
fancy?

😐

karl....

jake.....

ok fine u past the vibe check
so it's her birthday next week
and is there a way u could
fly here to dc?

ummm idk i'll have to check

also it's her bday????
she never mentioned it

she doesn't care ab it

and why do u want me
specifically?

don't make me seem
stupid here k

serious question
dead serious

i'm not gonna spell it out for u

oh pls pls i'm an expert
at scrabble

r u tho???
u seem like a stick to 3 letters guy

..

i just think it's best i can
fo got a bday gift

she'll be happy

alrighty big j 🙃

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karl didn't have to check anything
even if he did, he would cancel it in a blink
of an eye in that moment. she'll be happy.
he pondered on thousands of ways he
could've just popped in and sees her
suprised face her happy face. he felt his
cheek muscles ache must've been a sign

manz couldn't help but for the rest
of the day think of seeing that girl in person.
obviously it was never like this with quackity
or sapnap, nick by a very close second. he
wondered what her 1d poster looked like irl
with the boys signatures. or the stacks on
stacks of yerbas she keeps on her desk
because she's too lazy to walk them down stairs.

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KARLS OBSESSED WITH U
KARLS OBSESSED WITH U
KARLS OBSESSED WITH U
KARLS OBSESSED WITH U

he- hello to u too ig