This is just gonna be random stories and topics in my life, so you can get a better feel of how stupid me and my life is XD

Well, one time I was walking outside from my friends house, and as I walked a dog that was across the street lost all it's freaking braincells and barked like hek at me.

I lost it and rAN.

Another time me and some frens and fam went to CANADA.Hek yeah, anyway, we were outside and all talking but this old man walks by and decided to say, 'You're in the wrong country' Then like, book it down the street. Idk if he said this because we're black or muslim but whatever.

However only one of us heard him and she laughed sarcastically and said 'That's funny!' So later we were all asking what he said and she told us, and then we were all saying comebacks.

Mind you this was like 20 minuets later and he was already long gone XD

Another amazing time in my life was when me and my brother were full blown physical fighting, and he scratched the absolute hek out of me. It was nasty and pink and no skin and it bURNED EW. Anyway, about two weeks later I went to an eid party. eid is a hilday btw. So I still had the horrendous scar there so I had to cover it up with tons of fake tatoos, SO THAT LEAD TO SOME STUFF I didn't even think would happen.

So all through out the party random ladies I didn't know the name of would just stop me by grabbing my arm and staring at my tatoos, running there hand over them.

"It's very nice."

Um thanks bUT CAN YOU NOT?

Another great period in time was when my mom broke the wooden spoon while hitting me with it. Yeah. Anyways later on my brothers were like, "HAHA REMEMBER WHEN MOMMY BROKE THE WOODEN SPOON ON YOU?" So i had to lie and be like "NO BETCH THAT WAS YOU SHUT UP" And then they wwere silent, THEY DIDN'T EVEN QUESTION WHICH ONE.

Annother time was where my great adorable niece was aBUSING meh again, and she like sCRATCHED the frick out of me. It wasn't skinless but it BURNT AND STUNG so then I told my friend online and we had a whole crazy convo of my niece and a murderer.

Another amazing time was when my two tiny nephews and even tinier niece decided to attack me at the same time.

LET ME TELL YOU THOS CHILDREN ARE NO JOKE AND I HAD TO FREAKING RUN AROUND THE ENTIRE HOUSE TO lIVE.

Also, the 1583575487438 time me and Grace had odd sleep drunk convos, which one even gave birth to #Graceden So yes, those are amazing.

Our normal convos are still odd though.

Another time Nima was complaining and saying she wanted bake goods, and I said "I'll make some" and she said "NO, remember your cheese cake?" Because once I made cheese cake and it was awful, it was chunky and just ew. So I screamed at her: "EAT MY LUMPY CHEESE CAKE!" And she screamed back  "NO WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT I AM SO HURT AND OFFENDED" So I kept screaming ''EAT MY LUMPY CHEESE CAKE' and she kept screaming 'NO'

It was a great night.

There was also the time Nima ate the last klondike bar, so I was wallowing in saddness but then she came up to me and started fREAKING rAPPING in my face.

Thanks Nima, way to make me sAD.

Idk I hthink I have more stories of my weirdsome life but Idk.

bAI