A/n: y'all know they totally should have made out in that locker...

If Adrien had a dollar for every time he ended up under the city during an Akuma attack, he'd have enough money to pay for therapy. Yet again he was hiding from an Akuma, this time he had someone with him. Luka.

It was his family that had been akumatized, so he was an obvious target, it was important he stayed hidden. The two managed to find a locker room, completely empty and very out of the way.

"We can stay in here, as long as we're quiet if anyone comes by it's a good spot" Adrien puffed, catching his breath.

"Good idea, I doubt anyone would be looking down here" Luka replied.

The lockers were open and unlocked, just big enough to fit a person inside. Adrien was focused on getting Luka safe and then getting out of there so he could transform and go fight. He needed to make this quick and believable.

"Here, stay hidden" Adrien said, ushering the taller boy into a locker.

Just as he was about to turn to 'hide' himself, he felt Luka grab his shirt and pull him forward.

"It's best to stay together, that way if something happens to one of us the other can get help" Luka said.

The door closed, and now the two were in a small dark space together. The locker was just big enough for the two of them, but they were mere centimetres away from one another. At first, Adrien was thinking 'shit, how do I transform now?' But as soon as he realised just how close he was to Luka, his mind wandered.

He smelled so nice, like the sea and a fruit smoothie. Adrien could feel the body heat radiating off Luka, and hear his soft breath in the dimness. The light from the gaps in the locker was enough to see, but the area remained dim from the closed door.

"Ladybug and Cat Noir will figure it out, they always do" Luka sighed, catching the last of his breath from running so much.

"Y-yeah, they'll figure it out" Adrien replied.

Fuck, how was he meant to transform now? He couldn't leave or Luka would get suspicious. He either had to blow is cover or hope Ladybug could fix this on her own. He was snapped from his frantic thoughts when a loud but distant bang was heard, the ground shaking from what must have been a strong attack above them. With the shaking ground, it caused the two of them to stumble on their feet and slam into the walls of the locker, and each other. Luka put his arms out to catch his fall and not squish Adrien, but the small area made them end up still pretty squished together.

"What the hell was that?" Adrien asked.

"Ah- sorry, almost squashed you" Luka replied, pushing himself back a bit.

They made eye contact, Lukas hands still against the wall and either side of Adrien, they were mere millimeters away from each other now. Chest to chest, Lukas right leg between Adrien's legs. They stared at each other for a moment, realising just how damn close they were. Cheeks going red, they steadied their footing and stood up straight again. Neither of them could deny they felt something in that moment, but neither of them knew what to say.

"I-uh... sorry" Luka stammered.

"It's fine, it was the Akuma..." Adrien replied.

If only he had his Cat Noir confidence right now. He'd have made a flirtatious joke about it. Adrien truly had no idea why being Cat Noir gave him such a confidence boost, but it sure as hell did. There was a moment of silence between the two, both of them trying to think of something to say about the very obvious emotions they were both having in that moment. Luka wasn't at all surprised he was dying to kiss the blonde right now, Adrien WAS a model and super kind and friendly. Perfect man right there. Plus, Luka knew full well he liked boys.

Adrien on the other hand was having a moment of gay panic. He'd never rally considered boys before, he'd been too distracted with Ladybug. But when Luka was looking down at him, and he was pinned to the wall under Lukas body? It made something in him click. Had Luka always been this pretty? This gorgeous?

Luka being the more seasoned queer of the two, was the one to speak up.

"C-can I... move closer? This metal is really uncomfortable" he asked.

"Y-yeah, that's fine" Adrien replied.

Both of them knew it was an excuse to get closer together, neither of them cared. They just wanted right be closer. As Luka took a step forward, Adrien looked up at him and again made eye contact. In their gazes was a look of desire, a yearning. He couldn't take it anymore, he needed this boy.

"I'm sorry in advance" Adrien said.

"Huh?"

Before Luka could finish, Adrien grabbed him by the cheeks and pulled him down to his height where he pressed his lips to Lukas and the two locked into a nervous but passionate kiss. It was quick, Adrien pulled back once he'd tasted the alternative boys lips. Luka was silent for a moment, processing what just happened.

"I-I'm sorry! I just- I've never felt- I mean-" Adrien stammered.

Luka cut him off by pressing his lips back against the blondes. This time the kiss was longer and the two were more prepared and open to whatever was happening right now. Adrien had completely forgotten about the akuma at this point, he just wanted to taste Luka more. His arms hesitantly slippered around Lukas shoulders, and Luka couldn't help but push Adrien back into the wall with his hands on his chest.

The kiss got more explorative, testing the waters by allowing access to each others mouths and touching tongues. Before they knew it, they were making out in that locker.

When the kiss finally broke for air, they looked at each other with pink cheeks and a lovesick gaze.

"I... I've never kissed a boy before. But I think I like it..." Adrien admitted.

"You have no idea how badly I've wanted to do that" Luka replied.

Finally, his Cat Noir started kicking in. A small boost of confidence made Adrien smirk up at Luka.

"Oh so you think I'm pretty?" He teased.

"More than that, gorgeous" Luka flirted back.

"You're pretty gorgeous yourself, with those piercings and the dyed hair"

"Oh you like the emo looking ones do you?"

"Maybe a little..." Adrien admitted.

They'd completely forgotten about the akuma by now, only focused on each other and the thick tension in the air between them fuelled by teenage hormones and gay yearning. Luka could feel Adriens heart beating with his hands pressed against his chest, and it was racing with excitement.

"You know... my father can't find out about this. So how about what happens in the locker stays in the locker?" Adrien said.

"I can live with that" Luka replied, before pulling him back into another kiss.

Meanwhile Ladybug was wondering where the actual fuck Cat Noir was. It'd been ages, where was that sly kitty? She hoped she'd run into him as she was looking for Luka, who she needed to make sure was ok. And she needed someone to give the snake miraculous too, she was thinking maybe Adrien. Having seen them go under the city, she was rushing around the tunnels trying to find them. Going from door or door of storage closets and maintenance booths to find them.

"Damnit where are they? And where the hell is Cat Noir? Ugh, I swear I do everything in this damn household" she muttered to herself.

Finally she found another door, and upon opening it noticed that only one locked was closed. It must be them, without thinking she opened it ready to get them out of here and somewhere safer, but froze speechless when she saw the sight. The two boys froze the second they heard the door open, and here they were.

Pressed together with their lips locked, Adriens hands up Lukas shirt, a few love bites on his neck. And Lukas hands trying to creep down Adriens jeans... oops.

There was a long awkward silence, Ladybug not knowing what to say since as Marinette, these were her two love interests. Turns out she'd lost them both to each other... and they both liked boys anyway.

"You know what I'm not even going to say this isn't what it looks like... because it definitely is" Luka finally spoke up.

Adrien just pressed his face into Lukas shirt, embarrassed

"I uh... just came to make sure no one was hit with the Akuma or anything... you guys... safe?" Ladybug said.

"Yep, perfectly fine" Luka blushed.

Adrien just gave her a thumbs up, still hiding his face.

"I'll come back when the fight is over... and I'll knock next time..." Ladybug replied, closing the locker door and leaving to have a love life crisis.

Adrien looked up at Luka, his face bright red.

"Mood ruined or should we continue?" Luka asked.

"Give me a minute to cringe and then we can get back into it.."