Luigi the pizza man was admiring the plaque that hung proudly over his fireplace. It was empty, but one day it was going to have a meaningful message written in the bronze.

He grabbed his keys and headed for his car. It looked like this:

After that he got in, and drove to his pizza place.

When he got there he parked his car, and walked in the store.

Only 5.339 seconds after walking in, he got a call. It was an order.

He cleared his mind, it was time.

He answered the phone with a big "hello!!" and a weird 13 yr old girl said that she wanted a pizza.

Luigi said, "I shall make you a beautiful pizza, that will change the world!!!"

After that he hung up.

He began cooking. First, taking the dough, and spun it around on his fist.

Soon, it was a perfect circle.

After that, he took the sauce, and before he put it on, he grabbed a little bit of weed, and sprinkled it in.

"Mua" he said kissing the air.

He took the spoon thingy, and carefully spread the sauce around the dough, making sure every square inch was covered

Finally, he took some beautifully made cheese, and slapped it on.

He took his masterpiece over to the oven, and right before he put it in, tornado sirens began to blare out.