[Month 1]

Lucifer opened the door to the House of Lamentation, Mini stood at Lucifer's feet as we all looked inside. It was a mess. There was trash, glass, paintings, portraits, just everything on the floor.

I looked at Lucifer, he looked like he was going to blow. "Come on, Lucy, let's just go inside," I said.

He nods and carried me inside with Mini following.

I looked around, the whole house was a mess, there was just... Everything everywhere.

Lucifer took a deep breath, I sighed and covered my ears.

"MAMMOOOOONNNN! LEVIIAATTHHAAANNN! SAAAATTTAAANNN! ASSSMOODEEEUUUSSSSS! BEEEELLLLZZEEEBBUUUBBB! BEEEELLLLLLPPPPPHHOOOORRRGGGGEEEEE!" He shouted.

I removed my hands as his brothers came running.

They all stood in front of us, Mammon and Leviathan looked nervous, Beelzebub looked guilty, and everyone else just looked the same as they usually did.

"H-Hey Lucifer! How was the honeymoon?!" Mammon asked, nervously.

"Oh it was good, had a lot of fun, but we visited my family which ended up in some drama, and then I found out I'm pregnant, yay!" I cheered.

"(Y/N)." Lucifer sighed and looked at me.

"Whoopsie." I smiled.

"Oh, congrats on the pregnancy! Ahaha, sooo I'm gone!" Mammon said, before turning around.

"Stay!" Lucifer demanded, making Mammon jump and turn back around.

"Lucifer, calm down." I smiled and patted his head. "Okay, so... Just go ahead and point your fingers." I said.

The brothers then pointed their fingers at one another, but most of them were pointed at Mammon.

"Mammon kept trying to steal from all of us." They said. "And pull pranks and annoy us."

"H-HUH!? I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE RUNNING AROUND ACTING CRAZY!" Mammon shouted. "BEEL, MADE THE KITCHEN EXPLODE! BELPHI THOUGHT HE COULD TRY AND SLEEP ON THE CHANDELIER BUT IT FELL ON THE TV IN THE LIVING ROOM! SATAN MESSED UP THE LIBRARY! ASMO HAD A PARTY WITH SUCCUBI IN THE PLANETARIUM! AND LEVI GOT SO MAD THAT HE WAS BEATEN IN A GAME HE WENT CRAZY!" Mammon shouted, blaming each one of his brothers.

Lucifer took a deep breath, attempting to calm down. "Okay... (Y/N), I'm gonna set you on the stairs, eat your food Barbatos packed for you." He said, carrying me over to the stairs. He sat me on the steps, and Mini sat next to me. I hummed and opened my leftovers and started to eat as I watched Lucifer turn towards his brothers. "Welcome to the family, Mini," I said and looked at my puppy hellhound.

Mini lets out a little whine.

"So, I come back from a wonderful honeymoon, then meet my in-laws who kill demons for a living, and then find out my wife is pregnant, but she has to eat as much as Beel eats so we can have a healthy baby, and then I come back here, to a messy house, and all of my brothers have gone wild and act like how Mammon act like daily, an idiot... What am I going to do?" He groaned. "Ah, I have an idea." He said.

"I'm going to take away all of your D.D.D for two months and assign everyone chores. These chores don't include the mess that you all made and have to clean up." He hummed and held his hands out. "D.D.D." He said, in a demanding tone.

They all sighed and one by one gave him their D.D.D.

"Okay, good, next up, we're going to need cleaning supplies. Go and get it." He told them.

They all quickly scrambled to get something and came back with supplies.

"Good. Now, when I'm done, you're going to clean up where you made a mess. And, clean up the entrance hall, replace whatever was broken with your own money, and fix what is fixable. Oh, and while I am taking away your D.D.D, I'm going to need something personal away from each of you." He said and turned towards each of his brothers.

"Mammon, give me your credit card." He held his hand out.

"Tch..." Mammon huffs and hands Goldie over to him.

"Levi, I want all of your gaming consoles in my room before you start cleaning and I mean ALL of them. I will sweep your room later to see if there's any more."

"Not fair..." Levi pouted.

"Satan, you're banned from the library and your room for two weeks. Sleep in the guest room. That means, no books."

"Ugh." Satan groaned.

"Asmo, you're not allowed to go shopping for two weeks. If you step foot out of the house, then I'll let (Y/N) cut your hair." He said.

Asmo shrunk. "Fine."

"Beel, you're not allowed in the kitchen at all. You are allowed in the dining room, where we will eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner. For two weeks."

"Aw..." Beel pouts.

"And, Belphi, if I catch you sleeping somewhere else other than your room. You'll regret it."

"Ugh, not cool."

"All of those start today for two weeks. Now to chores." He smiled at his brothers.

"Mammon, lawn work and I expect you to get a job when you are done with lawn work, you're going to be working. Levi, clean all of the bathrooms, every day. Satan, I need you on cooking duty every day. Asmo, dusting around the house, I want everywhere to be spotless. And, you two a simple task, Beel, and Belphi, you two can take care of (Y/N). Now, all of those chores last, until I say it doesn't." He said.

"Oh, and to top it off. Curfews. I want everyone up at 5 AM in the morning and in their rooms by 6 PM, any later, you'll be punished. Do you all understand?" He looked at all of them.

They nodded. "Yes, Lucifer."

"Good." He smiled and turned towards me, and saw that I was done eating. "You're done, why didn't you tell me?" He asked and took my empty plate. "Well, you seemed busy," I said and smiled.

"Well, I'm not now. Let's get you to our room, I'll get you some food. Come on Mini." He said and picked me up, and the three of us went upstairs.

I sighed as I sat on our bed, Mini on my lap, and Lucifer was in his private study doing some work.

"Here you go, (Y/N)," Belphi said, walking into me and Lucifer's room, with a tray filled with food and a drink. I smiled at him. "Thank you," I said, as he placed the tray in front of me. The house was quiet, with everything that Lucifer had his brothers do. Beel sat next to me on my bed, his stomach growled. "Belphi... Were you able to bring me something?" Beel asked.

"Yes, here." Belphi held out a large bag of dried bbq scorpions. "Ah! Thank you, Belphi!" Beel smiled and took it.

"Oh you two, I'm sorry, Lucifer put you guys in charge of being my private butlers," I muttered as I started to eat.

"It's fine, at least we don't have to do the harder task he gave everyone else." Belphi chuckled and sat down on the bed.

"Ah, well, the house is quiet, huh?" I muttered and fed a little bit of my food to Mini.

"Yeah, and everyone is kind of frustrated, no D.D.Ds and everything they love has been taken away. They have very little motivation." He said.

"Well... Hm, we should do something." I said and looked at the twins.

They both looked at me. "Like what?" They both asked.

I smiled. "A cookout."

"Mmm... Cookout." Beel moaned out, as he started to drool.

"You're drooling, Beel," Belphi told him.

"Oh, sorry." Beel wipes his mouth.

I smiled and looked at Belphi. "Do you think we should do that?" I asked.

"Yeah, sounds fun. But, how do we get Lucifer out of the house?" Belphi asked.

I hummed and pulled my D.D.D out of my pocket. "I got it~."

I turned it on and started to text Lucifer.

Me

Lucy~

12:35 PM

Lucy The Hubby

(Y/N), is something wrong?

12:35 PM

Me

Yes!! I ran out of food and I'm craving some chicken nuggets from McDonald's!! Can you get me some? Please?

12:36 PM

Lucy The Hubby

Of course, I'll go and get it now.

12:36 PM

Me

Thank you! I love yooouu~

12:37 PM

Lucy The Hubby

Of course, I love you too, darling.

12:37 PM

"And, there. Come on." I said Mini hopped off my lap and onto the floor as I stood up.

Belphi and Beel stood up and followed me out of my room. We walked downstairs and to the kitchen where Satan was.

We walked inside and saw Satan staring at the wall bored.

"Satan!" I called out.

He looks at me and hums, "yes?"

"Lucifer just left right?" I asked.

He nods.

"Great! So, is there any food for a cookout?" I asked.

"Hm... No." He said.

"Okay, so, can you get Asmo and go to the store? Get food and drinks, any kind of drink for you boys, and just some juice for me." I said and handed him Mammon's credit card. "You can use that~."

Satan chuckles and smiles. "Alright." He said and left to go and get Asmo.

I turned towards the twins. "Beel, can you go and tell Mammon and Levi our plans? And, tell them to set up stuff in the backyard." I asked.

Beel nods and goes to tell them.

"Haha, (Y/N), you're the exact opposite of Lucifer. You're more relaxed and like to have fun." Belphi said. "And, you're not really scared of going against his orders." He said.

"Of course not! Why would I marry someone that I'm scared of?" I smiled and shook my head. "Lucifer, is just some uptight demon, that only relaxes around those he knows. But, he'll always have his guard up though. But, Lucifer is really fun to hang around! He can have fun if he wants to and in his own ways. And, he's so adorable! He gets all huffy when I rub his head and mess up his hair, but his cheeks turn so red! And, then when I'm gone for a long time and return, Lucifer is always the first one there to greet me! He's like, 'why were you gone for so long? I was starting to miss you...'" I started to ramble about my husband without noticing.

"(Y/N). You're rambling about Lucifer again..." Belphi muttered.

"Oh, whoops." I giggled and smiled.

"So, what should we do for the cookout?" He asked.

"Well, I'm letting Satan and Asmo pick out the food. And, Mammon and Levi are setting up the backyard, with seating and stuff. Well, they should be." I said. "So... There really isn't anything, me and you can do."

"Good, I wasn't even planning to do some labor work today." Belphi chuckled.

"Ugh, me neither. I just want to sit back and relax, and eat for this kid I'm carrying." I said.

"Haha, I feel like once you two start, you won't stop." He said.

"If Lucifer thinks I'm going to carry 500 of his kids, then he can take it up to the big man. Me, cause it's my body, and I'm the boss of my body. I'll carry at least four." I said.

"At least?" Belphi laughed.

"Hmph. I want to have an even amount, so we don't have a middle child, that doesn't get any attention." I said.

"You mean, like Satan? Lucifer pays no attention to him." Belphi said.

"Huh... Never thought of that. Then, yeah! But... If Lucifer, doesn't have any time for his kids or put any time aside for them, I'm going to be really upset and put him on the couch. Cause, he's always preaching about how we should have a big family, but if he doesn't dedicate some of his life to them, then we're going to have some issues." I said.

"Right, right."

"But! I have faith in Lucifer! He'll be the best father in all three realms!" I smiled.

He smiles. "At least you have faith in him, you should just hope his precious Diavolo doesn't take up all of his time."

"As if I'll let Lucifer's side chick take all of my affection!" I huffed.

He laughs and shakes his head. "You're so weird." He said.

"Thank you." I smiled, at him happily.

After that, the time has passed, and Satan and Asmo had returned with food and started to make it while Mammon and Levi finished preparing the backyard. They set up a table to eat at, and another table with the food Satan and Asmo fixed up was on the table and surprisingly the two made triple than Beel eats, and they got the drinks. Mammon pulled out a stereo that he had and was playing music on it while the brothers were chatting and eating, enjoying themselves.

"Wooo! Paarrttyyy!" Mammon shouted as he started to dance.

I giggled as I watched Mammon make a complete fool of himself.

"Mmm, (Y/N), Satan and Asmo did a good job of making the food. Here." Beel said, as he sat down next to me and put a plate filled with food next to me.

"Thank you, Beel!" I smiled and started to eat, happily.

Belphi walks over and sits with us. "Everyone is having fun. This is nice. Thank you, (Y/N)." Belphi said and looked at me with a small smile.

I nodded. "It's nothing! I really didn't want to come back home with a quiet and gloomy house. I always love returning to the lively House of Lamentation and Mammon's stupid antics." I said.

"Haha, Lucifer would want to shut all of this down and send us to our rooms or something," Belphi muttered.

I sighed. "Lucifer is just trying to make everyone, know what they did is highly unacceptable, and there are consequences to what you've down and you have to deal with those consequences. But, then... He goes a little overboard with them. Haha, it's cute though!" I smiled.

"...What about him do you not find cute?" Belphi muttered.

"Oh hm..." I trailed off as I started to think.

"What is going on here?"

The music abruptly stopped and everyone turned around and saw Lucifer, standing there with my food.

"Lucifer, welcome back." I smiled.

Lucifer looks at me and then sighs. "I'm guessing you planned this." He muttered.

"Yup. Look, Lucifer, listen." I told him. "When I come back here, I don't want to come to a gloomy and quiet house. I enjoy hearing Mammon getting insulted and him playing dumb tricks on everyone. Levi telling me about this new game he ordered. Satan telling me about this book he finished reading. Attending Asmo's little fashion shows. Trying food with Beel and falling asleep on the couch with Belphi. They cleaned up the house and paid for whatever was broken and fixed what they could fix, they did what you wanted to do. But, everything else is really unreasonable, Lucy. I want to finally be able to celebrate my pregnancy.  Now, please..." I trailed off as I stood up and held my hand out to my husband and looked at him with a smile. "Let's just have fun with our family," I said.

Lucifer shakes his head and sighs, but he looks at me with a small smile. "You surely do spoil my brothers." He said, before taking my hand. "But... who am I to say no to my wife."

I smiled happily as the music then continued and I pulled Lucifer over to the table where there was a mountain of food.

"Satan, got Asmo to help him make this food! It's really good!" I beamed.

He chuckled and smiled. "That's good." He said. I then suddenly felt my hand being grabbed and I was being pulled away from my husband.

I looked over to see who was pulling me and it was Mammon.

I smiled. "What are you doing?" I asked him, as he pulled me to the center.

"You said you wanted to celebrate your pregnancy right? Well, let's celebrate!" Mammon laughed and looked at his brothers.

"Hey, hey, hey! Here's the pregnant lady! Let's wish her congratulations like us demon brothers doooo!" Mammon announced.

All of his brothers smiled at me. "Congratulations (Y/N)!" They said, happily.

Mammon laughed. "Haha, how does it feel to carry the demonic spawn of Lucifer?" He asked. "I kinda feel bad for you, the baby is going to come out in a business suit."

I giggled. "It feels great, even though it's taking energy. I'm very happy! And, your big brother is very happy too! Right, Lucifer?" I turned around and looked at my husband who was watching with a small smile.

He chuckles and nods. "Of course, I am." He said.

"Whoop, whoop! He's a real family man! Now let's paaarrtttyyyy!!" Mammon cheered and started to dance like the idiot he is.

I smiled and nodded as I felt my husband wrap his arms around my waist and pulled me close.

I turned and looked at him.

"You should lighten up just a smidge," I said.

"Only when I'm happy. And, then I'm happy, it's usually when it's just me and you, you're playing a song on the piano, and I can relax with the girl who changed me." He said.

"You are so corny. I can't wait to hear the lame dad jokes you would have in store." I said.

"Oh? Do you want to hear some now? I've been doing my research." He chuckled.

I laughed and shook my head, before laying my head on his chest. "No, tell them to me before bed, so you can bore me to sleep," I joked.

"Huh? I think the dad jokes I have in store will be very funny and exciting. You would love them." He said.

"I highly doubt it." I giggled.

"But, I got some puns too." 

"Lucifer. No."

"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?"

"Luciifffeeerrrrr!"

"A thesaurus."

I looked up at him, as he chuckled at his own pun. "Did your really chuckle at your own pun?"

"Well, it was hiss-terically funny."

"Oh my god... No... Why did we get married again?" I asked.

He looks at me and smiles. "Because... We were mint to be." He said.

"I never would've expected this from you... Where's my serious Lucy at?" I muttered and pouted.

"Hm? I'm preparing for fatherhood. I think I'm ready to embarrass our kids." He said and chuckled. "Maybe, drop them off at school and shout something embarrassing like those dads in videos Mammon and Levi send me. They always say I would do that to punish my kid."

"I think you should get your D.D.D taken away too," I said.

He smiles and kisses my forehead. "Like I'll let you take my D.D.D away."

"That's a fight I'm willing to fight."

"And lose."

"Oh hush and make me some food." I huffed and patted his chest.

"You know, you have really been getting demanding." He said as he took my hand in his.

"Yeah, cause I'm carrying your demonic child, that makes me want to sleep for nine months," I told him.

"Hm... Right, okay, let's get you some food." He muttered as we walked over to the food table.

[Here check out my other Obey Me scenarios, it's Beelzebub Boyfriend Scenarios, but (Y/N) and Beel have twins. It's only 3 parts out now, but more will be coming ^^ hope y'all enjoyed.]