I think this is the worst thing I've written so far :/ Oh well, gonna share it either way XD

This was by some kind of prompt by let_alpha_write in the EC workspace in Slack where you had to include a couple words in a poem (those words are in bold & italics)

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Idk What This Shit Is

The truth hurts like a bitch,
It throws you into the ditch,
Leaving you to crawl,
Towards your own downfall.

When the clock hits twelve on the witching hour,
The demons come out to devour,
They will hunt and prowl,
Their foulness will make the angels howl.

As the tequila disappears down the drain,
Veins start popping and an ankle sprains,
The plot thickens like a dying whale,
Oh no, my ship has set sail!

The tip of my tongue is drenched in silver,
A crown of gold shining on my head like a river,
Yes, my child, the truth hurts,
And you are the greatest klutz!

~Luci