Requested by BLITHESORIANO

Now, this is gonna be random one shots from the past, but it's all silly, cringey, and random stuff behind the screen.

Imagine all the one shots was all a set. (Sowwy -3-) This is just a satire joke and just having fun! Also I won't be doing ALL my one shots as bloopers, only some, Okay I might do a few parts.

This one shot will encounter language, jokes, and giggly content.

Alrighty then Enjoy!!

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(Hiccups)

Giulia: Hey Y/n? I bet you wanna kiss him don't you?~ *smoochy face*

Y/n: shut the f*ck up Weasley!!

Author-Chan: CUT! Ay Dios Mio...For the last time Y/n! You don't say anything!! You blush and feel shy! Remember, your the sweet and shy girl.

Y/n: but it's funny ;^;

Author-Chan: I know it is sweetie, but this is the first one shot, be clean for once.

Alberto: I forgot my script...what are my lines again?

Author-Chan: .....Ay Ay Ay...*takes off glasses and rubs her eyes*

(take 2)

Y/n: *went to grab a spoon and sugar*

Alberto: *smirks and blew on her ear*

Y/n: EEEEEEEEEE!!! *drops the sugar and squishes*

Author-Chan: Alberto come on! Focus!

Alberto: sorry mom -3-

(Take 3)

Y/n: open wide

Alberto: *opens while she feeds him the sugar, immediately gags*

Y/n: *laughs*

Author-Chan: okay that's funny 😆

(Take 4)

Alberto: *leans forward to kiss Y/n, but she stops him*

Y/n: hold on I'm not ready yet...

Alberto: my breath ain't too bad.

Y/n: it smells like garlic

Alberto: but you like garlic.

Y/n: I do but...Uhh, does anyone have mints?

Author-Chan: FOR GOD SAKE ITS A QUICK KISS!!!

(Take 5)

Giulia: OOGA BOOGA! *jumps on Alberto but missed, landed on the floor* ow...

Alberto: wait..was I supposed to move away?

Author-Chan: no Alberto...

Alberto: sorry...

Author-Chan: take 6, action!

Giulia: OOGA BOOGA!! *jumps on Alberto and he tripped on top of Y/n, they all fell down*

Author-Chan: ....eh, that works.

(Take 7)

Alberto: you know, you taste sweeter than sugar~

Y/n: and you taste spicier than nachos.

Author-Chan: I love it!

Bruno: Mi amor, that's not in the script.

Author-Chan: *sighs* fine...take 3...

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(Sick Days)

(Take 1)

Alberto: What do you say we~

Y/n: Oh hello no! I ain't gonna see that naked sea butt of yours!

Alberto: *cackles* 🤣

Author-Chan: Cut! 🤣

(Take 2)

Y/n: *makes soup while jamming to some music*

Alberto: *comes down wearing a Mickey Mouse mascot costume*

Author-Chan & Bruno: 🤣🤣

Y/n: what? *turns around and laughs*

Alberto: Oh boi! I got the Mickey flu! Ah HAH!

Author-Chan: Alberto go change!! Your killing us!! 🤣

(Take 3)

Alberto: you'd make a sexy nurse~

Y/n: If I were a nurse, I'd murder you completely...

Alberto: 0__0 *looks down scared*

Author-Chan: when did this become a horror story than a love story...? *reads the script*

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(Too Much Pasta...)

(Take 1)

*Y/n and Giulia at the beach, chatting until Alberto runs up but fell* ow...

Y/n: you okay man?

Alberto: yeah...I'm fine...got sand in my eye...agh...

Author-Chan: it's okay son your doing good.

(Take 2)

*Y/n and Alberto slurps the pasta up, coming a little closer, almost about to go for the famous Lady and the tramp kiss, once they did, Alberto slurped the pasta up, making Y/n cough*

Author-Chan: Dude! Don't do that...that's gross!

Alberto: We'll thanks to you for making this amazingly delicious fettuccine for us!

Author-Chan: ....fair enough.

(Take 3)

Alberto: *Continues to eat and sips his soda, after doing so, suddenly, burped*

Y/n: *chokes on her pasta* 🤣

Alberto: excuse me -////////-

Y/n: that's a good one :3

Alberto: why thank you! UwU

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(Birthday Gift)

(Take 1)

Alberto & Luca are doing some sewing the dress, until Luca pricked his finger*

Luca: ow! *sucks on his finger*

Author-Chan: no no no no Luca sweetie...Bruno, could you help him?

Bruno: *went to put a bandage on his finger*

Alberto: good thing I'm an expert~

Luca; silenzio Alberto...*giggles*

(Take 2)

Y/n: *has trouble putting on the dress* Author-Chan!! HELP!!

Author-Chan: hold on hold on I'm comin! You forgot to unzip the back sonta!

Y/n: I don't need zippers!!

(Take 3)

Y/n spins around in the water, until she got pinched by a crab*

Y/n: OW!!!

Luca: are you okay?!

Y/n: A MOTHER F*CKING CRAB PINCHED ME!!

Author-Chan: this one shot is supposed to be harmless...why is everyone getting hurt...?

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(Tickle Fight)

(Take 1)

Y/n: *jumps on Luca and tickles him*

Luca: 🤣🤣

Author-Chan: CUT! Luca your supposed to be unticklish.

Luca: sorry...but it's too funny!

Author-Chan: hold in that laughter mijo

Luca: yes signora...

(Take 2)

Y/n: *jumps on Luca and tickles him*

Luca: *breaths heavily, trying not to laugh, his face turning red*

Y/n: *looks at his face* is this normal?

Author-Chan: Bruno! Get a fan please...

(Take 3)

Author-Chan: so let me get this straight! Your only tickle spot that doesn't make you laugh is behind your ear?!

Luca: correct...

Author-Chan: you got to make that laugh real hon...

Luca: I'll try.

Author-Chan: okay, action!

Y/n: *blew on his ear*

Luca: *acting to laugh, until she hid her hand to tickle his hip, begin to cackle*

Author-Chan: PERFECTO!!!

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(First Date)

(Take 1)

Luca: *has trouble putting on a tie* uhh...help?

Bruno: come here Mijo *fixes up his bow tie, making it look neat*

Luca: grazie!

(Take 2)

Luca and Y/n ate some food, until Machiavelli showed up, sneaking his dirty paws on their meatballs*

Author-Chan: Ay Dios mio...who let the cat out?

Massimo: sorry signora!

Y/n: chunky needs to lay off the fish *whispers*

Luca: *laughs* yeah, needs to lose a few pounds.

Author-Chan: quit chunk shaming the loaf!

(Take 3)

Y/n: *dances with Luca and looked into his eyes*

Luca: *looks up and blushes*

*soon they were about to kiss*

Bruno: ACHOO!

Author-Chan: cut! Bless you Mi amor -3- let's do this again.

Y/n: this is the 3rd time he sneezed every take...

Luca: hope he doesn't have-

Author-Chan: no he doesn't Luca, it was cat fur. Now! ONTO THE CLIMAX!!!

(Take 4)

*Y/n and Luca finally kissed, after doing so, the music changed into something explicit*

Author-Chan: ALBERTO!!!!

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If you want me to do more of this, I'd be glad to do so!

I enjoyed it and made me cackle a few times.

Now, I don't wanna break any hearts, but it's only temporary, but I'm gonna close request for now. Because I got a few on my list and I wanna get caught up.

Because I wanna try doing most of your request, or some that are interesting to me and find inspiration.

Anyways. That's all I wanted to say.