"Ni hao!"

"Annyeong!"

"I'm Luhan. But call me Lu-ge, cutie dongsaeng!"

"Lu-ge? I'm Minseok or Xiumin."

"Minseok? Xiumin? Ahh...baozi. Yeah Baozi."

"I'm not a bun." -_-

"You know Chinese?!" O.O

"Not really. Just basic. Wait, are you Chinese?"

"Yes, yes, yes. But I know Korean language but not so good."

"Okay, okay, okay. You're not talkative eh?"

"I really like youuuuu~"

"What?!"

"Umin hyuuuuuung! Where are you? I mith you. I'm with the other hyungth. We're coming in now."  \(^o^)/

"Oh shit. Get off me Luhan!"

"It's Lu-ge for you, Baozi."

"Just-"

*Door opens*

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

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Save my life. Dunno what to do now.