notes: y'all better check yo house for spooders

Spider

Lili ran out of the bathroom, scared. She ran over to Urushihara, and clung to his arm, staring back at the bathroom door.

"T-There's a.. s-spider..." She whimpered, causing the boy to sigh.

"Really? You're afraid of spiders?"

Pouting, she poked him in the arm, although she still gazed warily back at the door.

"It's massive..."

Sighing again, Urushihara stood up, meaning Lili had to let go of him.

Except, he didn't stand up, he got to his feet and fell to the floor.

And what better to go straight past his face than the spider?

Yes, that damned spider had escaped from its confinement in the bathroom through the gap under the door.

Urushihara let out the girliest scream he ever had and scrambled back up into a sitting position, only to back into the wall with Lili.

They both clung to each other, until the apartment door opened. Ashiya and Maou.

"HEY! ASHIYA!" Urushihara yelled, looking over at the two while Lili clung to him and watched the spider, which was scuttling about near Urushihara's laptop. "COME OVER HERE AND KILL THIS SPIDER!"

However, when Ashiya saw it, his face paled.

"COME ON, KILL IT ALREADY!"

Maou sighed, and pushed past the frozen Ashiya. Taking one of his shoes in his hand, he simply squished the spider and then went over to the sink to clean the bottom of his shoe.

Urushihara and Lili relaxed, staring at the spot where the spider had once been.

Until Lili started whimpering again.

"Now there's spider guts on the floor.."