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unknown
you still alive?
the snow didnt kill u?

unknown
if i say no will you send me flowers?

unknown
boy with what money?
i did something dumb.

unknown
SHOCKING
ASTOUNDED
YOU??? DOING SOMETHING DUMB???
UNHEARD OF!!!

unknown
you send a stranger ur address ONE TIME smh

unknown
ONE TIME IS ONE TOO MANY

unknown
ur just a hater

unknown
didnt you have a story?

unknown
yes okay so my locker is on the second floor right? well earlier this year i found that it had a hole in the bottom. so like anyone else i started to shout into it pretending to be god to the classroom under my locker. but lately the school has been cracking down and there's an INVESTIGATION TO FIND OUT WHO THE 'GOD' IS!!!

unknown
i'm speechless.

unknown
take your time

unknown
okay what do you expect me to do?

unknown
idk give advice
i only have one month till graduation and i really wanna announce my god status on stage and not get caught before i get my diploma

unknown
this is so spectacularly stupid

unknown
so is shepherds pie but yall eat that