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imogen
you got any jokes?

bella
do i look like a clown?

imogen
yes

bella
okay i set myself up for that

imogen
yes indeed
now tell me a joke
or else 🍴

bella
or else what?
you'll eat me?

imogen
i'll pull another revolutionary war on your ass

bella
omg

imogen
maybe have a tea party

bella
i do love tea

imogen
me too

bella
what type?

imogen
the cheating scandal ones
like whenever someone has a mistress that tea is too good celeb gossips makes me FERALLL
i eat it up every time
wbu?

bella
i like mint...

imogen
...
do u have any jokes?

bella
do you have a joke?

imogen
yes i do im so glad you finally asked

bella
well people dont usually bring up jokes this much unless they wanna tell one themself

imogen
i didn't wanna see eager

bella
you failed spectacularly

imogen
stfu omg
okay what do u call a pig that does karate?

bella
a pork chop

imogen
okay why did the duck go to jail?

bella
for selling quack

imogen
STOP LOOKING UP THE JOKES U MENACE

bella
i'm just RAW man
i know a weird amount of jokes

imogen
okay i'm telling u one more don't look it up

bella
fine fine

imogen
what's elmo's color?

bella
tickle me pink

imogen
i am going to block u so hard

bella
no u wont

imogen
ykw maybe i will cause i take my jokes very seriously

bella
okay fine tell me another one

imogen
no ur gonna look it up

bella
just tell me one i havent heard
my job is very joke demanding

imogen
okay fine this is the BEST of the BEST of my jokes

bella
oh do tell

imogen
did you hear the ceo of ikea became president?

bella
no?

imgogen
yeah he's been busy building his cabinet.

bella
that was snort worthy
i let out a long gust of wind
im gonna steal it

imogen
no one does jokes like me frfr
just credit me pooka spooka