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imogen
u should come to america

bella
i have been to america

imogen
just like u've kissed storm reid and have a tv show?

bella
yes

imogen
u may be a pathological liar but ur MY pathological liar so i'll feed into the delusions anyway baby

bella
im actually in america rn

imogen
omg me too

bella
crazy coincidence

imogen
we should meet up
u already have my address

bella
i dont really have time to

imogen
oh okay np

bella
i could ft sometime though?

imogen
yeah yk whatever woks for you

bella
i'd like to hang out eventually

imogen
too busy with ur fifty year old?

bella
ironically yes

imogen
SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT

bella
STOPPP HE'S MY COWORKER

imogen
and second bestie

bella
second?

imogen
duh! i'm the first

bella
apparently you got that position self appointed

imogen
well duh
who do u text the most?

bella
you

imogen
precisely
im ur best friend

bella
i dont want you to be my best friend

imogen
now what if i kill myself?

bella
i'm just saying there are other things to be than friends

imogen
like prom dates?

bella
like actual dates?

imogen
oh

bella
LOL KIDDING

imogen
i am single

bella
even if u weren't i bet i could be a better boyfriend

imogen
from britian?

bella
yes

imogen
see, now i dont regret giving u my address.