⋆ SUGAR ZADDAE?!??

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9KQY IM SORRY

I van ecpaln

Explam

Yurim
EXPLAIN

YEAH EXPLAIN

Unknown
I'm so sprry

I'm just lonely

MY FRKND TOLF
ME IT WAS RHE
MOST EFFUCTIVE
WAY TO O4AK TO
GIRKS

Yurim
And???

Unknown
Listen I am drunk but
I WILL ELA BRA'N TEE

Yurim
YOU KNOW MY
NUMBER
AND YOU KNOW
I WEAR BRA AND
TEE?

Unknown
NO

Aren't you the
one

Yurim
WHO

WAIT

Unknown
Ms. Get the roblox
addict
some real dick

Tge notrs also said
teh one to get u tirmed
on would gef free
mcnuggets

??

Yurim
HUH

WHERE

OH-

Unknown
Yeah like

On the walls

Also the mon's
bathroom

Yurim
WAIT THAT WAS ME?

Unknown
..

Yurim
Wait listen dude

I am not the one
okay

My friends are
ASSHOLES

Unknown
GASP

SO ARE MINF

Yurim
Yeah

They pulled this off

I'm so sorry but I can't
really do this
whole thingy with
guys at random :((

Unknown
Okay :((

Saw sorry fo3
tge bothef

Ofk it was this bad
fof you :((

I even found som nife
thirts pictures for zis

Like

As convo starters

Yurim
Don't be :(( it's not
your fault anw

WAIT

DID Y9U SAY
THIRST TRAPS

Unknown
Yeah?

IM.SO SORRY THIS
IS CREEPY

I SHOULD HAFE ASKED
FOR PERMISSION

I SWEAF I QM NOF A
73 Y3AR OLD GRAMP

Yurim
PERMISSION??

WHO ASKS THAT
WHEN SEXTING

ONG YOU ARE
SO PRECIOUS

SCREAMING

Wait-

Ik thus is weird

Can you show me

Like no real dick pls

Anything else works

Unknown
Uh

Okay

I don't know how to
phofograph my
weenie anw ✨

💔*

Will I get the
mcnuggets
if you get turned on
tho 👉👈

Yurim
I'm starting to think
you're not actually
high

Do it

I will treat you to
mcnuggets either
way

I suppose

Unknown
🥺

Yurim
......

THIS is a thirst trap?

Unknown
Yea

Is there q problem?

Yurim
Dude

That's the furriest
hand pose I have
ever seen

Unknown
WHO HURT YOU
TODAY

I WAS SUPPOSED
TO B3 THE
BROCKEN ONE HERE

WAIT I WILL SEND
MORE

Yurim
Wtv just don't send
anymore furry hands


Unknown

Yurim
W

HAT

Ik I'm not like this

BUT

How do I put my skull
in between your kneecaps

So that you can like

Squish my head into like

Nothingness

Bc I didn't find any
of these
On google

Unknown
🙄🏑

S slur behaviour

Yurim

Unknown
🤨

Yurim
No

Do you have more

I wanna draw

That anatomy

You also have very
scrumptious hands bbg

That's some god tier
sperms your dad sent
in I see

Unknown
U scarinf me for some
reason

Are you in fine arts

Bc I will run

Yurim
No

Architecture

Oops I overshared

Now I demand your
personal secret

Unknown
???

Yurim
Like

Kinks, fetishes, turn
ons, turn offs, favorite
barbie movies, favourite
pencil brand or the
easiest!! Your fucking
major or smth

Unknown
That fluctuated way two
much

I fo

Heartbreak

I have a broken herat

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW

WE'RE FUCING EVEN

Yurim
That's  -_-

About 69% of the campus
population has that

I have that too

My bf died

And he is never coming
back

Unknown
Ohmygof imspsorry

Yurim
Roblox is hard yk

Unknown
Wait what

Yurim
MY 6TH ROBLOX BF
DIED YOU SON OF
A SLIME

Unknown
I'm appalled

Yurim
🤠🔪🔪

Anygayz

We're not the same

Reminds me

Tell me about yours

Overshare your heartbreak
pls

I strive for relationship tea

Which isn't mine ofc

Unknown
Sigh

OKAY SO I LOVED HER
AND SHE LOVED ME
AND WE RALKED FOR THOUSANDS LF UEARS
QND I REALISED THAT
SHE WAS my SOULNATE
QND I WOULF HAVE HER
BABAIES BUT THEN I TOLS
MY FRK2NFS ABOUT US
AND YHEY TOLD ME SHE
DOSNT EXIST QND THAT
HER PFP OSNT JER IT'S SONEBNE NAMED
KIM FUCKING DOYEON

Yurim
Damn

That's rough

Summary?

Unknown
I FUCKING GOT
CATFISHED

Yurim
Awwh :((

Pat pat

It's p worse than
Losing a roblox bf

Unknown
CRIES

I LOVED HER

Yurim
I have no words

Wait

Then

Did you text me
to sext or?

Like actually

Unknown
IM JUST LONELY OKAY

I HATE SEX

I WAS GPNNA USE
THE THIRST TRAPS
FOR START8NG A
CONV

Yurim
Wait

That's actually cute

Unknown
I'm cute 🥺

Yurim
No

You're not cute

You're half sexy

Bc I didn't see your
assembled body shots

Unknown
Hwat

Yurim
Yeah like yk

The whole thing

Where you see the
whole person

And not cropped shots

Like individual places
can look hot okay

BUT I NEED TO SEE IF EVERYTHING
MATCHES OKAY

LIKE THE RATIO AND ALL

LIKE YOU CAN HAVE
PRETTY NOSE, HAIR,
PLS HAVE SEX WITH
ME EYES BUT THEN
WHEN WE PUT IT
ALL ON THE FACE
THEY DON'T QUITE
MATCH YK

THEY LACK

COHESION

Unknown
I suddenly feel very sober

Yurim
Good

Unknown
And still fail to comprehend
This

I shall pretend you make
sense

Yurim
Rude

You're making ME
sound like the drunk
one here

Unknown
I sort of think you
actually are

Yurim
Leave me alone

Unknown
No

Talk to me pls

We can be sfls

Yurim
WHAT

Unknown
Like sexting besties for life??

Yurim
What makes you thing
I'd want to be a walking
sext hotline for you

Unknown

Yurim
WE NEED TO GO
OVER THE CLAUSE
RN

SEXTING BESTIES
DOESN'T WORK

WE XAN BE

SEXTIES

OR SEXERS

ANA-CHRISTIAN ONLINE
WMART VERSION
PRO MAX UKTRA???

Unknown
Sexties??

You're makinf this
confuxing

Yurim
Then

Make it less
confusing

Use your
megamind brain

Name this act
of holy
partnership

Unknown
Hm

Hmm

Hmmmm☹☹☹

How about

Glucose exchange
program

Yurim
You mean Glucose
guardianship

Alternatively

Sugar zaddae

Unknown
Yes but you give me
✨company ✨ instead
of ✨ n o o d s ✨

And I give you ✨ hand ✨ pictures ✨

Yurim
And also ✨ thighs ✨

Unknown
✨ Y e s ✨

Yurim
Deal

Venmo 2 bucks to
consummate this
sacred deal

DUDE SHIT WHAT

Unknown
🤷‍♂️

Yurim
NAUR

YOU DID NOT JUST

Unknown
Lawl

I m a man of my words yk

Yurim
Can see that

Unknown
Sau on2 the claudes

Yurim
Only 2

Unknown
Wow

So winndingf in lifw
feels lyeb thid

Yurim
One

No disclosing identities

At least for you

The whole campus
knows me atp

Unknown
Idek your name

Yurim
Sigh

Are you actually in
our university

Unknown
Yea-

Civil engineering

Yurim
It's Yurim

Just that

Unknown
Ic

WAIT AREN'T YOU-

Yurim
ONTO THE NEXT
CLAUSE

What's the next
clause

You tell me

Unknown
Uh

Don't fall in love?

Yurim
IM DED

FUXKING GONE

WHAT IN RHE
ROMCOM

DUDE THAT KIM
FROM LOVERS' CLUB
NEEDS RO HIRE
YOU OR SUM

Unknown
Onto the the actual
clause!!!

Yurim
Fuck you

I liked that romcom
clause dude :((

Unknown
CLUASE 2!!!

WE DON'T TAKK ABOUT PROFESSIONS

OR PART TIME JONS

WE TALK BUT WE DON'T
REVEAL IN DEPTH BS YK

LIKE A SECRET SANTA

Yurim
:((((

But can we at least liek

Talk qbout

Shit professors right

Unknown
OFC

We all can

It's a birthright

Yurim
Aww thanks dude

Unknown
Daddy* 😩
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