okay, so y'all remember the episode where the BAU has that one meeting about "sexual harassment" and shiz and everything that's wrong with calling one another baby girl or ice tea? imagine david and abigail in that situation. I'm dead and I really want this scene too.

hr lady: "calling each other cari is not appropriate?"
abby: "if you're gonna grill us about nicknames and friendships, at least get the terms of endearment right."
hr lady: "excuse me, ma'am?"
abby: "learn your f*cking italian before you yell at us!"

hr lady: "you should not refer to your co-worker as the love of your life."
abby: "don't tell me what to do."
hr lady: "what?"
abby: "I'm old enough to be your mother. I outrank you."
david, snickering: "Abs, mio cara, no."
hr lady: "do not encourage her."

hr lady: "calling someone baby girl is not appropriate."
abby, looking back at david: "hey, babe."
david, grinning slyly: "hey, baby girl."
hotch: *sighs*
hr lady: *sighs*

hr lady: "sugar daddy is not ethical to call your co-workers. please refrain from this."
abby, for giggles: "david stephen rossi is my sugar daddy."

anyway, I find this hilarious. also, Abigail is the one to question authority from the brass if they're younger than her. especially with linda barnes.