grevez things.
( I swear to god, these two are the loves of my life, plus sweet Lexie )
headcannon: when Luke and Maya are official, she'll do little things to annoy the sh*t out of Luke. for example, she'll put the toilet seat up and Luke will swear up and down that he didn't leave up. This goes on for months before Lexie rats her out.
headcannon #2: Micah and Lexie will put up mistletoe in every single doorframe around Christmas because they're tired of the sexual tension and of the arguing. Emily and JJ do the same thing at work once Maya starts visiting more often.
headcannon #3: Luke is the parent that will let his kid dress him up for whatever reason. Son wants him as a knight, Luke's a knight. Daughter wants him as a fairy princess, he's a fairy princess.
Maya: "I live on love."
Luke: "You live on wine."
Maya: "Loveee."
Luke: "You're drunk, Maya."
Maya, grinning: "On love, Alvezzz."
Luke: "Hey, babe, can we get another dog?"
Lexie: "Please, auntie Maya!"
Maya: "You have Roxy."
Luke: "Then can we have a baby?"
Maya: "A dog sounds great."
Luke and Maya with their future kid ↴
Kid: "Mama, where did I come from?"
Maya: "The monsters gave you to us."
Kid: "What monsters?"
Maya: "The floor monsters. You didn't look like them and they didn't want you."
Kid: "That's mean."
Kid: *stomps on the floor*
Kid: "Bad floor monsters!"
Luke, as he scrolls through his phone: "Don't listen to your mother."
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