LOVER -
act two chapter nine.

AUGUST 9TH.

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irisblanche: joyeux anniversaire papa 🤍😇

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charles_leclerc: he is so proud my love 🤍
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mickschumacher: a beautiful girl and her angel 🤍
irisblanche: love you mickoli 🤍

augustisthebestmonth: you are still ugly
augustisthebestmonth: it's disappointing dad didn't pass his good looks onto you
irisblanche: die
augustisthebestmonth: @irisblanche that's very insensitive

grandmereblanche: my boy and his fairy 💗

ferrari: forever in our hearts ❤️

arthur_leclerc: i suppose you've made him proud
lorenzo_leclerc: be sincere for once
arthur_leclerc: that was me being sincere...

arthur_leclerc: he would actually be insanely proud of you and august tho 💗

lorenzo_leclerc: the best ones always go first 🤍🕊️
augustisthebestmonth: wow, that was really touching lorenzo.

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augustisthebestmonth: glad i got papa's good looks. 🕊️🤍

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irisblanche: what good looks are you talking about....
augustisthebestmonth: you're being very rude today

grandmereblanche: another heavenly birthday with all our angels🤍
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landonorris: your dad is very pretty
augustisthebestmonth: yeah, i know, he looks like me

arthur_leclerc: you were such a cute baby
augustisthebestmonth: now i'm just a cute guy 😜

userone: wait your a blanche??
augustisthebestmonth: how is this not clicking with you?

mickschumacher: shitbags
augustisthebestmonth: let's not forget you were apart of the shitbag club 😒

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MICK:
lads lads lads

ARTHUR:
shut up
you're embarrassing yourself

MICK:
woah arthur
i thought we were pals
we've been bonding
real hard this trip

ARTHUR:
sorry brother 🤍
charles woke me up
super fucking early today

MICK:
it's alright 🤍

ENZO:
go bone each other elsewhere
istg

SEB:
Someone woke up on
the wrong side of the bed.

ENZO:
yeah. i did.
charles' ugly face was right next
to me and pushing me out of the
bed
creep

CHARLES:
why are you guys HATING on me
today is a big day

ENZO:
you still don't have to
wake us all up before
the sun even rises

SEB:
The sun has been risen for
at least four hours

ENZO:
i've been awake for three

SEB:
Stop complaining and enjoy
the sweet sounds of nature.

ENZO:
no

ARTHUR:
no

MICK:
sure

CHARLES:
can we all focus
i hate working with you guys

ARTHUR:
what are we doing again
i forgot

ENZO:
of course you did

ARTHUR:
i hope you get out of that
sour mood sooner rather than
later lorenzo

ENZO:
shut up

CHARLES:
okay
listen to me and shush your mush

MICK:
did august teach you that?

CHARLES:
yes i love it
anyway
seb you are taking léana on a hike!
she loves those and so do you, you can
bring your wife and all your children

SEB:
I've only got three?
That's a bit dramatic.

CHARLES:
coolio
don't interrupt me
i'm a man at work

MICK:
the powers gone to
his head

ARTHUR:
so true bae

ENZO:
what on earth

CHARLES:
you guys aren't listening!!
mick, arthur and enzo you are taking
august to the aquarium.  DO NOT LOSE HIM.
if i found out one of you shitheads lost him
i'll go crazy

ARTHUR:
you've already gone fucking crazy

MICK:
literally
i'm so scared of you right now

ENZO:
shaking in my bed sheets

CHARLES:
GET OUT OF BED

ENZO:
FINE.
why are we going to the aquarium?

CHARLES:
august has never been
and his dad liked aquariums
so take him and buy him a fish or something

MICK:
cool
we can do that
where are you taking iris?

CHARLES:
tattoo parlor
and a dog cafe

ARTHUR:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

ENZO:
THOSE EXIST???

SEB:
WHAT THE HELL CHARLES

MICK:
now you've done it
even seb is angry

CHARLES:
calm down
after you've all done
your respective activities
we will meet at the ice cream
place on the corner of the hotel
and we will all eat ice cream 😜

SEB:
IRIS IS GETTING A
TATTOO???

ENZO:
IS IT OF MY FACE?

ARTHUR:
no-one wants that monstrosity

SEB:
Did you get the balloons Charles?

MICK:
are we getting high on helium 😜😜

ARTHUR:
is that possible???

CHARLES:
i got the white balloons
and tonight we will go to the beach
write messages on the balloons
and set them up in the sky
iris, august and grand-mére will get two
each. one for their mére and one
for their papa

ARTHUR:
what time are we
meeting??!!?

CHARLES:
five for ice cream
and then it'll be after seven
we go to the beach
i even hired a clown

MICK:
YOU DID WHAT.

ARTHUR:
HUH.

SEB:
Oh, goodness me.

MICK:
DO YOU KNOW
HOW TERRIFYING
CLOWNS ARE

ARTHUR:
WHAT IF I SHIT
MYSELF AGAIN

MICK:
AGAIN?!,!,

SEB:
That's concerning.

ENZO:
as long as it isn't
on my bed
we'll be fine

CHARLES:
can you all just do
what is asked of you

MICK:
you've got it boss 🫡

ARTHUR:
don't you worry about us
worry about the tank i'm
goin to throw august into!

ENZO:
don't worry about that
i won't let him do that!

SEB:
Good luck everyone.
I'm going to enjoy my hike.

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irisblanche: love you dad

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augustisthebestmonth: when are you getting a tattoo for maman
irisblanche: next month 😁

augustisthebestmonth: when can i get a tattoo
irisblanche: never 😁

charles_leclerc: can we get weenie tattoos next month
irisblanche: OH ABSOLUTELY.

aliciahugo: i can recommend a good tattooist in spain if you're looking for silly sausage dogs ones
landonorris: that's so specific, like how do you know them...?
irisblanche: please please send the recommendations lovely ❤️❤️

grandmereblanche: he always used to write in those ugly capitals
irisblanche: and now august does it instead 😒

sebastianvettel5offical: I nearly killed Grand-mére.
irisblanche: PARDON.
sebastianvettel5official: She told me to push her down the hill, and I did it and then she pulled out a hook and everything.
charles_leclerc: i'm not asking questions.

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augustisthebestmonth: with the lads 😜 aquariums suck, i don't know why papa loved them so much

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grandmereblanche: please tell me they didn't buy you a fish
augustisthebestmonth: okay. they didn't buy me a fish.

irisblanche: @mickschumacher YOU BOUGHT HIM A FISH??!!
mickschumacher: it was an accident

arthur_leclerc: the lads 😍😍😍
lorenzo_leclerc: i'm going to tell everyone about the cheese and my bed if you don't shut up

charles_leclerc: you guys are late. grand-mére has had six ice creams
grandmereblanche: and what about it?

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grandmereblanche: with my favorite beekeeper on my favorite day 🤍

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userone: THE WEEKND??? HE HEARD YOU WERE A FAN

usertwo: theweeknd x grand-mére are gonna release the album of the year. MARK MY WORDS.

augustisthebestmonth: seb couldn't even push you off correctly smh
grandmereblanche: you'll be out the will if you don't watch it

theweeknd: hi grand-mére xo
grandmereblanche: push me off the cliff

sebastianvettel5offical: She asked me to push her off, I was only following her final wishes.
irisblanche: please stop trying to justify yourself

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irisblanche: maman et papa 🤍

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AUTHOR'S NOTE:
i should read my text messages

but no real life in this chapter because i just cannot for lover irl chapters rn 😭 they stress me out