LOVER -
act two chapter five.

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irisblanche: on your special day ❤️

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augustisthebestmonth: i'm telling gran-mére. (such a cool tattoo though)
irisblanche: she already has instagram (thanks so much brother!)

granmereblanche: Ma belle fille forte ❤️
irisblanche: ❤️❤️❤️
augustisthebestmonth: what am i gran-mére! @granmereblanche
granmereblanche: A pain in my ass.

charles_leclerc: he'll always be watching over you, my love. ❤️
irisblanche: our guardian angels, all together, watching over us ❤️

arthur_leclerc: i can't be mean about this
irisblanche: goodie

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bedroomsinger: TATTOOS HURT. I WANT TO SLEEP BUT THIS STUPID UGLY TOUR BUS IS SO UNCOMFY AND OLIVIA SNORES.

SOS! SOS! SOS! SOS! SOS! SOS! SOS! SOS!

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dannyric: i told you so
bedroomsinger: NOW ISN'T THE TIME FOR I TOLD YOU SO.

not_aleclerc: did i not warn you tattoos hurt?
bedroomsinger: sorry my love, i don't listen ☹️
not_aleclerc: i know you don't ☹️

arthurcornstar: this is so embarrassing. just stop posting.
bedroomsinger: can you die?

lorenzo_leclerc: GC. NOW.
bedroomsinger: could you be any less subtle?
not_aleclerc: oooo! i want to know.
not_aleclerc: guys...?

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iris blanche fan zone:

ARTHUR:
why is the gc picture
always zac

LORENZO:
you used to worship zac
you had a picture of him
above your toilet
you have memorized the whole
bet on it scene from hsm2

ARTHUR:
why
why would you tell iris that

LORENZO:
she deserves to know
PLUS
WE HAVE TO GET BACK ON TOPIC
WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
A MAHOOSIVE PROBLEM

ARTHUR:
that isn't a word

LORENZO:
does that matter?

LORD:
hi guys
i finished writing a new song
it's for my new album
would you like to see it?

ARTHUR:
YES.

LORENZO:
NO. NOT RIGHT NOW.
WE HAVE TO DISCUSS YOUR PLANE

ARTHUR:
since when did iris own a plane?

LORD:
i'd actually find a boat to be of more use
plus, it'd probably be more
environmentally friendly

LORENZO:
okay eco warrior
let's get back to the topic at hand
the flight to austria you were going to
get is fully booked

LORD:
that is just a teansy problem isn't it?

ARTHUR:
why is iris going
OH NVM
I REMEMBER

LORENZO:
are you a goldfish?
we literally had this discussion
YESTERDAY.

LORD:
arthur do you not have a jet or something

LORENZO:
ARTHUR 😭
A JET?!?!!
OH, that is funny

ARTHUR:
why are you so rude to me

LORENZO:
'cause you will never own a jet

LORD:

just in:
arthur leclerc's new jet!!!

ARTHUR:
i hate you ALL

LORENZO:
sorry
not really though

LORD:
anywho
i've already fixed my jet problem

LORENZO:
oh 🤨

ARTHUR:
you got replaced that easily
#deserved

LORD:
it's okay,
i have to go text mick.

ARTHUR:
have fun!!!

LORD:
i won't.

seb and his children:

CHILD #2:
hey girlies

CHILD #1:
you don't know me like that

CHILD #2:
i've know you all your life

CHILD #1:
you're like one month
older than me

CHILD #2:
and two days

SEB:
Can we get to the point?

CHILD #1:
sorry grouchy pants, jesus

SEB:
Not Jesus, just Sebastian 😇

CHILD #1:
oh, that was a good one.

SEB:
Danke 😇

CHILD #2:
mick
i need your jet

CHILD #1:
whattttt...
i don't have a jet

CHILD #2:
don't play that card
me and seb figured it out ages ago

SEB:
I'm disappointed.

CHILD #1:
it was a mistake
but it has an incredible
interior
and the pilot
he wears this silly little cap

CHILD #2:
all pilots wear silly little hats

CHILD #1:
and...?
that makes them so
cool
if i wasn't an f1 driver i'd
be a pilot

SEB:
And no-one would
fly on your plane

CHILD #2:
that must hurt mick

CHILD #1:
it does but i'll move on
anyway
you aren't getting my jet

SEB:
Woah, Mick.
Sharing is caring.

CHILD #2:
literally
i want to surprise my guy

CHILD #1:
yes. your guy.

SEB:
I don't like where this is headed.

CHILD #2:
me neither...
what is wrong with my guy

CHILD #1:
well
he's like me
a driver
we are notorious douchebags
how can i be sure this guy is
good enough for you
you know?

SEB:
I've already given him the
Seb stamp of approval

CHILD #1:
yes
but he needs mine and august's

CHILD #2:
he already won over august
he adopted him an endangered snake
and called it ned

CHILD #1:
that child and i will be having
stern words in france

CHILD #2:
he is a child
please don't threaten him
and give me your jet 🙏🏻

CHILD #1:
no

CHILD #2:
du bist eine mause

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irisblanche: berlin you were epic 🥳 see you on the 16th milan 🫡

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mickschumacher: why are you SO bad
irisblanche: why are you such a HATER

augustisthebestmonth: i kinda miss you ☹️
irisblanche: AWWW!!! i'm going to print this and put it on my wall
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irisblanche: @augustisthebestmonth i already screenshoted it

oliviarodrigo: ily
irisblanche: my best girl

arthur_leclerc: weenie just pissed on me. oh, my god i can't do this
irisblanche: that's just how he asserts his dominance

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smelly!:

CHARLIPOO:
hey guys x

BEDSHITTER:
lorenzo
get me out of here

LORENZO:
happily

'lorenzo' kicked 'bedshitter'

IRIS🤍:
subtle

CHARLIPOO:
so
what secret is going on

LORENZO:
what on earth could you
be talking about

IRIS🤍:
do it enzo.

CHARLIPOO:
WOAH WOAH
DO WHAT

IRIS🤍:
i love you!

'lorenzo' kicked 'charlipoo'

LORENZO:
the serene sounds of silence.

AUTHOR'S NOTE:
another day, another surprise 😇