LOVER -
act two chapter three.

charles 🤨:

CHARLES 🤨:
ween today

IRIS😁:
he's so sophisticated
he is so our son

CHARLES 🤨:
i'm having him for dinner

IRIS😁:
what the flip

CHARLES🤨:
whoops!
i've got to go
i'll see you later 😘

IRIS 😁:
sorry WHAT

CHARLES🤨:
sorry that was habit

IRIS😁:
it's okay speak to you soon

charles 🤨 is on do not disturb.

IRIS😁:
if there is another woman
i will kill you myself

blanche family groupchat:

FAVORITE CHILD:
omg
i just landed

IGNORANT DRIVER:
without weenie
so what's the point
go back home

FAVORITE CHILD:
this is my home you knucklehead

IGNORANT DRIVER:
shit that's true

GRAND-MÉRE:
august
language

IGNORANT DRIVER:
are you kidding
iris swears all the time

FAVORITE CHILD:
that is literally not true

IGNORANT DRIVER:
SHITEBALLS
I DROPPED NED

FAVORITE CHILD:
AUGUST
HOW DO YOU DROP A SNAKE

GRAND-MÉRE:
mon dieu
this child will be the death of
me

IGNORANT DRIVER:
hypothetically speaking
the snake might kill you

FAVORITE CHILD:
omg
grand-mére when did you
turn cap locks off

GRAND-MÉRE:
i didn't,
august did
the little shit

IGNORANT DRIVER:
be careful grand-mére
i taught ned how to bite

FAVORITE CHILD:
who even gave you a snake
firstly, you have no friends
secondly, who trusts you with their pet

IGNORANT DRIVER:
ned

GRAND-MÉRE:
the snake...?

IGNORANT DRIVER:
no no my friend ned
he named his snake after himself

GRAND-MÉRE:
how have i never heard or met ned

IGNORANT DRIVER:
he was the guy who crawled through
the living room window as high
as a kite
you forgot to ask for his name

FAVORITE CHILD:
why don't you have normal friends

IGNORANT DRIVER:
says you
you didnt even have friends

FAVORITE CHILD:
i had one

IGNORANT DRIVER:
and was a shit excuse of
a man called scotty
that wasn't a friend iris

FAVORITE CHILD:
he swore again

GRAND-MÉRE:
he was talking about scotty
it was excusable 🤷‍♀️

FAVORITE CHILD:
fine
please come and pick me up
people are looking at me funny

IGNORANT DRIVER:
ur ugly

FAVORITE CHILD:
die

IGNORANT DRIVER:
grand-mére look at that vile
abuse!

GRAND-MÉRE:
get in the car

irisblanche via instagram stories:

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charles_leclerc:
you flew out today??

irisblanche:
yes
you knew this

charles_leclerc:
i thought you flew out
yesterday

irisblanche:
i think you should start
paying attention to what i say

charles_leclerc:
sorry
i'm stressed
and i miss you

irisblanche:
i miss you too
i'll be cheering you on
for tomorrow

charles_leclerc:
tomorrow is practice

irisblanche:
i know
but i've been watching
every session since i left
but ever since i've left
it seems it's got worse

charles_leclerc:
oh believe me
you do not want to be
in this garage

irisblanche:
i should've been though
i should've been able to make it
to austria

charles_leclerc:
it's fine ma cheri
maybe i'll dedicate
a helmet to you

irisblanche:
no
special helmets
always equal bad luck
you don't need that

charles_leclerc:
true
i'll see you later someone is picking
me up
[❤️ by irisblanche]

iris blanche fan zone:

LORD:
is there another woman
is that's what going on here
are you covering up his scandals?!

ARTHUR:
yes

LORENZO:
no
shut up

ARTHUR:
sorry
i don't work well under
pressure

LORD:
stop being weird
all three of you leclerc's
don't make me go to pascale
because you know i will

ARTHUR:
NO
i mean
no

LORENZO:
you are the most annoying
person i have ever met arthur

ARTHUR:
STOP IT
YOU'LL MAKE ME SPILL

LORD:
SPILL WHAT

ARTHUR:
NOTHING

LORENZO:
ARTHUR IS HAVING A BABY

ARTHUR:
YES
wait
what

LORD:
HUH.
WHO THE HELL
WOULD BABY MAKE WITH
ARTHUR

ARTHUR:
HEY I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

LORD:
sure...
and have any of the family met her...?

LORENZO:
she's actually a lovely lady

ARTHUR:
AHAH
SEE

LORENZO:
IH SHIT

'lorenzo' kicked 'lord'

ARTHUR:
ENZO?!?!?!

LORENZO:
THE PAPS FOUND
CHARLES IN FRANCE
IRIS CANNOT KNOW

ARTHUR:
HOW DO WE DO THAT

LORENZO:
MICK.

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wagsf1: CHARLES SPOTTED IN PARIS. on the same night iris blanche, his supposed girlfriend, is to be playing alongside olivia rodrigo.

a coincidence we think not!

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userone: surprise = ruined.

the post has been deleted.

lam:

ARTHUR:
wow
how did you get
that deleted so fast

MICK:
perks of being famous

ARTHUR:
i'm famous too?

LORENZO:
and i'm happy

MICK:
ouch anyway

ARTHUR:
why can't we have
a cooler gc name

LORENZO:
we don't we have a
group pic either

MICK:
you two ask too many questions

AUTHOR'S NOTE:
do we all understand what's happening