Richie thought it was pointless to go to school, given that there was only a month left until summer. And not even a full month! BuT, Karen insisted. Apperrantly it was 'a chance to get to know the school and the kids before summer' to which richie had replied with "bullshit", which ted didn't approve of. 

The weekend flew by, bringing the dreaded Monday faster than Richie had hoped. 

Richie groaned when his obnoxious alarm went off. It was Monday already? He blindly felt for his  glasses and put them on, then climbed out of his bed. He threw on a dark blue T-shirt with a yellow and orange Hawaiian one over it, with ripped jeans. 

"Hey nerd!" He shouted at his brother who appeared to have been awake for much longer than richie had. Mike greeted him with a nice big eye roll. 

The twins bounded down the stairs for a quick breakfast and ran out the door, hopping on their bikes. 

So the two rode to school, eventually meeting up with Dustin and Lucas. The only thing that really happened was that Richie followed mike to each class, then, gaining shocked looks from other students, was forced to introduce himself. And he managed to really piss off a few teachers, though he did manage to make one of them laugh, which was a rare wonder. 

LUNCH::

When lunch time had rolled around, richie didn't feel much like eating. Neither did anyone else from the party either. So, they had planned to meet outside and hang out for the rest of the period. But, richie had to Endure a lecture about 'foul language' from some ass of a teacher first. Now he had to find his own way through the school. What fun. 

When he'd finally escaped the building, he scanned the crowd for the others. When his eyes finally found the group, they were being terrorized by some older kids. What fun amiright?

"Well if it isn't our faaavorite widdle boys?" Said the bigger one. 

"Yep! Midnight, frog Face, toofless, and Thor little fairy friend. Where's their tough widdle girlfriend? Who will protect the pussies?" Said the smaller, skinnier one. 

The bigger kid knocked wills books out of his hands, sending papers flying everywhere. He helplessly scrambled to get them, and Lucas leaned down to help, but most of them were long gone. 

The boys noticed their gym coach eyeing them up suspiciously, and they pushed past his friends, knocking Mike and Dustin to the ground. But Richie couldn't handle the smug look on their faces. So he sprung into action. He ran through the crowd at lightning speed, lunging at the two boys. He pushed Troy to the ground from behind. Glaring at him, troys friend helped him up. . Troy swiped at his nose, which was now bleeding, looking at richie straight in the eye. 

The bigger kid grabbed Richie by the collar of his shirt.

"Wheeler? " he spat at him. 

"Nope! It Tozier actually. Richie Tozier! Nice to meet ya!" Richie  cheerfully tossed his hand toward Troy, gesturing to shake it. Needless to say, Troy didn't take it. 

"Well, tozier, " He said emphasizing his name, "You gonna tell me why you did that?" 

" well I was only tryin to say a friendly 'how do you do!" 

"Not that, dumbass, you pushed me!" Troy butted in. 

"Ooooh thaaaaat. Well I must've lost control of the old feet!"

"Did you now?" 

"Yep! Better watch out, before I lose control of my fist... doncha just hate it when that happens?" Mike and the others looked worriedly at the trio. Richie was done for.

The bigger kid let go of Richies shirt, balled up his fist, and punched Richie right in the stomach. Richie groaned. Though the wind was knocked out of him, he punched right back, with all of his might, hitting him square in the jaw. Soon they were a mess of fists, pushing and shoving each other, and at one point Troy had joined in. Kids soon gathered around the three, and mike was trying with all of his might to pull Richie off of the two others. A teacher eventually broke up the fight, shouting for everyone but Richie, Troy, and his friend to leave. She told them that they were to go to tge principles office after he was done at a staff meeting. Troy  spat out blood, and a missing tooth. 

As Richie walked away, flipping them off, they screamed a final, " you're DEAD fuckface!" 

"Dude, that was AWESOME!" Yelled Dustin. 

"You know he'll be after you forever now, right?" Asked mike exasperatedly. He eyed his brother, who had a black eye, a split lip, and was painted black and blue. 

"Dude, do you even know what he did to mike last summer?" Asked Dustin. 

"Mmph... Yeah.." 

"So you're dead." Said Lucas. 

"He's no bowers... trust me, I've dealt with worse... way worse." 

"Worse than making you... ya know, jump?" Asked Will. 

"Trust me, you don't wanna know... I mean, the kid murdered his own dad, what do you expect?""

"What the hell?" Said Lucas. 

"Yeah, and his two goons too. The first went missing before he killed them, but he came back a few months later with a few missing toes... he really freaks me out... worse than Bowers even.... and he has a mullet!" 

"Wow... definitely worse than Troy... he's too much of a pussy to kill someone... other than mike I guess. He's always hated him more than anyone else... no clue why but..." Dustin said. 

"Rumor has it that hockstetter and Bowers kill animals for fun and leave them all mangled and ripped apart for someone to find. Hanging off your mailbox, in open windows, anywhere you could think of." 

"That's gross." Said will

"And kinda disturbing..." Said mike. 

"Yep!"

After lunch mike led Richie to the principles office. 

"You know you didn't have to do that right?" Asked mike. 

"They were being jerks! Plus... with a trash mouth like mine, I was bound to end up in the office soon enough... at least it's for something cooler than saying 'fuck' one time too many. I got to beat those kids' asses!" 

"Whatever. Just don't get yourself hurt." 

"Anything for my little bro!"

"We're twins, richie." 

Richie saluted mike lazily and slipped through the office door. 

He then proceeded to ignore the principles lecture, and his mouth led to detention for the rest of the week instead of just the original sentence from Monday to Wednesday. Not that that was anything new.  

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