*In sing song* Shidge scenarios
Salutations, I'm back. I'm still pretty proud of this drawing, I'm putting it here just in case people haven't read my other book "Savior".
This is a Galra Shiro I drew
I love him.
Anyway! Today I'm doing something *wiggles eyebrows* different .. it's Shidge scenarios! Yeyy .. uhm, enjoy.
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Shiro and Pidge share one coffee mug, why? Because they're to lazy to buy another one, causing many .. many arguments over who gets to use it first.
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Shiro and Pidge both reach for a half black half green coffee mug at the same time, Shiro -having longer arms- ends up picking it up first.
"Hey! You cup stealer! I was gonna use that." Pidge accuses
"I grabbed it first .."
"Yeah, but I want it more." Pidge argued with a pout.
"But-" Shiro protests with a frown.
"Shhh .. don't talk .. just watch" she shushes him gingerly as she grabs the mug from his hand and sprints off with it.
"You- you .. why?!" Shiro cries chasing after her.
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Shiro trips over Pidge on a mission, It's rather entertaining.
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The camera slowly zooms in on an .. interesting scene.
Pidge is laughing hysterically on the floor of a Galra ship as Shiro blushes furiously, apologizing next to her.
"You- he- pfft- hA!" Lance cackles pointing at Shiro and Pidge.
"I'm so sorry! I-I didn't mean to run you over like that .." Shiro mutters checking Pidge to make sure their weren't any noticeable injuries.
"Guy's, we're going to get caught if you keep making so much noise." Keith mutters in disapproval.
"You guys look so stupid- heh" Lance laughs.
"Lance! Don't say that, don't worry you guys you look .. well I was gonna say great, but that's definitely not what's happening here." Hunk says before realizing those aren't the words he wants to use.
"It's- it's- I-I can't, I'm laug- hah-" Pidge sputters laying face down on the ground trying to get a hold on herself.
"Uhg .." Shiro groans hiding his face behind his hands.
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Shiro and Pidge love to play Mario Cart, but sometimes it can get a bit .. frustrating.
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"No no no no no no no no no no! Whyyyy!" Shiro groans, melting into his bean bag chair like a noodle as Yoshi passes him.
Pidge snickers under her breathe.
"I .. I don't understand, how did you just pass me?!" Shiro cries dropping his controller and throwing his arms up.
You see, Pidge has been playing Mario cart since she was 6, so she had a bit of an unfair advantage as Shiro has been playing since 20 minutes ago.
"Well, I used a triple mushroom, it's like a speed boost that I can use three times." Pidge replies with an evil grin.
".. why would mushrooms give you a speed boost? it would probably just make you sick, and throw up all over the road or something" Shiro sends Pidge a weird look.
"Shiro, honey your thinking about this way to much, I'm literally a talking dinosaur riding in a Go-Cart. Don't question it." Pidge replies.
"Okay.." Shiro picks his controller back up so his character -Princess Peach because Pidge thought it was funny- would stop repeatedly bashing into the wall.
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Shiro and Pidge try out a game that was trending on earth before Pidge left.
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There's a bottle attached to a fan -which is on- in the middle of the lounge room of the castle of lions, as -blind folded- Pidge & Shiro doge the swinging bottle.
"This sucks- aH!" Pidge starts before getting hit with the bottle.
"Ooohhh that's gotta hurt.." Lance states the obvious.
Pidge dodges the bottle next time. Shiro can't help but go into "If I don't dodge it I'll die" mode, so he hasn't been hit by the bottle yet.
Until Lance's hand accidentally brushes Shiro's shoulder.
"Well anywa-" Shiro's fist connects with Lance's face "OWWW?! WHYYY??" Lance dramatically falls on the floor.
"Oh- OH! Oh I'm so sorry! Are- are you okay? Why am I so good at injuring you guys?" Shiro takes off the blindfold as he sits down next to Lance.
"no! Man down!" Lance rolls away from Shiro as Hunk comes to check if he's actually hurt while Keith and Pidge completely ignore what's happening because they already know he's fine.
"I'm sorryyyyy .." Shiro sighs.
"I'll never forgive you. Never ever. This is against the bro code! You broke the law." Lance points at Shiro
"Wha- what's the bro code?!" Shiro asks quizzically
"It says 'never punch your bro while playing a game blindfolded' see!" Lance mutters as he scribbles a new entry in his pocket book.
Shiro grabs the book reading it out loud.
"Oh yeah, right above 'never dismember your bro-' wait what? How did that even happen- .. Lance?" Shiro sternly looks at Lance as he slowly tip toes out of the room.
"This is so stupid." Pidge looks at Keith as he nods.
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A glowing enemy-made robot turns Pidge into a terrifying creature.
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"It's so cute!" Pidge squeals making grab-ey hands at a glowing blue robot that just appeared in her room.
"We are not touching that, it could be bomb or something" Shiro throws his arms in front of Pidge, apparently trying to block her from the "bomb"
"B-but it's so harmless .. and adorable. Let me touch iiiiit!" Pidge slips away from Shiro.
"Wait- no!" Shiro yells a tad to late, Pidge has already touched the "bomb".
A big cloud surrounds Pidge for a few seconds, before flowing away gracefully, revealing a chipmunk, that's right a chipmunk.
"What the-" Shiro gets cut off by the small critter letting out a high pitch ear deafening screech.
"aaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- I'M A SQUIRREL!" The small creature screams running at Shiro full speed.
"Pidge?! Is that you? Also your a chipmunk. Not a squirrel" Shiro corrects her with a yelp when Pidgemunk skitters up his leg.
"This is bad! This is really, really bad." Pidgemunk crawls across Shiro's face to sit atop his head.
"This is fine." Shiro mutters walking out of her room to go warn the Paladins that they have a new Pidgemunk friend.
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Shiro gets attacked by multiple raccoon kits while Pidge tame's one.
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So .. you may be wondering why Shiro is currently being chased by 11 Kits through a forest? (Raccoon children are called kits)
Well, the answer is simple as they just don't like him.
"This is extremely entertaining." Pidge chuckles as Juniper chitters in agreement on her shoulder. (Her new BFF raccoon buddy)
"No it's not! They're trying to eat me!" Shiro stumbles over a stump as multiple vicious raccoon children jump on him.
"I mean, they are hungry .. just kidding! It was a joke" Pidge jokes before realizing she went to far and clarifying she was just kidding.
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That's all I have today! I hope you enjoyed you little gremlins-
Sorry, that was uncalled for. Also ima start putting down how many words each chapter is.
Anyway, baii
(1158 words)
Green-Bean OUT!
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